I would have accepted Mac and cheese if you offered to make it. I'm not as good at making it as you

But you don't understand, they saw Esther Perel having dinner in the same restaurant. Are they just not supposed to tell everyone about this huge news while waiting for their order of bottled sparkling water, affogato, and side of fries?!

Cat Tax Tuesday

Cars sound so stupid. "Beep beep." "Vroom" Do you even listen to yourselves? Embarrassing.

New box night!!

This is your other cat on drugs

This is your cat on drugs

My three fur babies

It is absurdly gratifying to hear someone talk like a human being.

Good morning Franklin!

Dweeb

CAT!

I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.