Lauren🍉🍉

Ah, the golden age.

Just drove behind a cybertruck with a “FDT” sticker on the back. Don’t know if I’m supposed to flip off the guy or give him a thumbs up

🫂get some rest and take it easy

Anybody just tired? Tired of everything in the world in our lives?

Or is it just me?

TRANS PEOPLE HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL EXIST

WOW minecraft is so fun glad to be part of the server!!!!!!

(genuinely had such a good time even tho im clueless looking forward to more tomorrow!)

I have never been more locked in in my entire life

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

Sitting in a hospital waiting room for hours on end (not for me) and hearing every person rationalizing tr*mps actions makes me realize we are so cooked as a nation

TURN HIS TV OFF

With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

Let’s go birds

Trump spent the weekend at Mar-a-Lago golfing while stock futures plummeted and our biggest trading partners planned retaliatory tariffs against the US and it was crickets from the Biden Delaware Watch Brigade.

$135,116.71 raised.
3 days.
Amazing times.

Thanks for Ripping 4 Good.

An illustration with the Canadian and Mexican flag that says "F*ck the tariffs. Stand against authoritarianism. Stand with our neighbors."

We stand with Canada and Mexico!

We’ve been using ‘would be a movie’ about everything these days. But I can say without a doubt that this weekend would go down in the dictionary entry for ‘movie’. What a surreal, incredible, rewarding and fulfilling weekend this was. We raised $135,116.71 over 3 days and actually made a difference.

Little does bro know it’s all a lie

If anyone needs me I am going to get absorbed into a new stardew playthrough. Thanks

Rippin’ 4 Good Day 1 starts now!!

Raising $100k for Project Hope

twitch.tv/chrismelberger

sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink

tomorrow. 3pm pst/6pm est. @zefdeath.bsky.social and I. Live in person. Ripping Pokémon cards. Raising money for Project Hope. Banger pulls only.

Very exctied y'all. We simply lock in. 😤

they’re bringing back guantanamo bay and going to turn it into a concentration camp

Trump changing the Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” is the equivalent of Elon changing Twitter to “X”.

Like, sure YOU can change it, but there’s no way in hell I’ll ever call it that, idiot.

Fuck the Chiefs. Ready for baseball. All imma say

Hey man. I’m good you can delete this 💙