Eric Lahti

Loopholes for the win.

Even at the end, she dug her talons in and desperately tried to hold onto #precious life even though it had kicked her around, broken her, and driven her to her knees for no reason beyond it pleased the gods.
#vss365

They clung tightly to all the #precious lies that kept them going day after day, lashing out like rabid dogs drooling rage if someone dared point out the hated truths.
#vss365

To be fair to Rick Scott, when you've gotten as many "donations" as he has, you don't care so much about prices. Worrying about cost is for little people.

Trump: Prices are coming down, day 1! No more wars! Gas prices will drop!
Also Trump: You need to accept high prices. War with everyone! I'm directly responsible for high gas prices. Suck it!
Also, he's in the Epstein files doin some nasty shit.

A #vss365 language lesson: It's a right #bonny basket o' chips now, innit? Cuppa and bready stacks?
Translation: It's a lovely day isn't it? Would you care for some tea and cucumber sandwiches?

A group of hares is called '#Bonny Rabbits' in the King's English.
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We all know he's a pedo and a rapist. What I don't get is why he's trying so had to hide it. The statute of limitations is far passed and his brain-dead cult will just normalize child rape. He's gotten away with every sick deed in his vile life; why is this one so different?

"Woke up at 5am to the neighborhood cats screeching in #harmony like some kind of angry feline opera about claws and teeth."
#vss365

#Harmony isn't always pretty. It's balance and sometimes balance means knowing there's evil out there and hoping there's enough good left to keep things level.
#vss365

"Every time I see #lightning, I wonder what Thor is pissed off about this time."
"Probably about having to eat hákarl."
"He's a god, he could eat anything he wants."
"Yeah, but when we make our gods, we make them in our image."
#vss365

#Lightning in my eyes and thunder in my step. Tremble before me Monday morning, but be quick about it because I lost an hour of sleep and I'm already fading fast.
#vss365

Remember: You lose an hour of your life tonight. It's colloquially called "Spring forward", but it's really a Time Tax levied on you by uncaring elitists.

Well, we're boned.

Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.

These folks don't get it: It doesn't matter how many middle eastern countries they invade, Jesus ain't coming back.

ignore the message
focus on the medium
8th dimension strikes
#scifaikusaturday

message from the stars
car's extended warranty
they found us again
#scifaikusaturday

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#MESSAGE

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#AmWriting
#BlueSkyPoetry
#Haiku
#MicroPoem
#PoetsOfBlueSky
#Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
#SciFi
#SFF
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What kind of weird freak fakes a bench press?

Hey! Remember when we had #magnanimous leadership instead of the petty, spiteful, vindictive and mean-spirited pack of jackals we have running the joint these days?
Those were good times.
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I swear, #magnanimous sounds like a supervillain name. Like, "It's okay to tremble fools, for Magnanimous is here to tell you things are gonna be just fine even when they're not! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
#vss365

To Kristi Noem, may I just say...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've got to be a special kind of stupid and corrupt to get fired from the dumbest and most corrupt administration since Nero.

"We thank the Lord for these #bountiful blessings He has placed upon us."
"Wait. That's just Bounty. It's paper towels. That's the blessing?"
"Correction: A lot of paper towels. Now put his blessings to work cleaning the church."
#vss365

So, is #bountiful McD's burgers a blessing or a curse?
#vss365

Does he ever shut up?

I'm a bit biased, but it is cool. :)

I have finally beaten #lethargy by moving into sloth.
#vss365

"They mindlessly parrot bumper sticker logic. No thought given at all to what they're saying or why. Politics is mental #lethargy and the heat death of reason."
#vss365

Literally the WORST PRESIDENT EVER.