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They/Them/Theirs I'm so tired

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We always talk about how "imagine if Obama did this" but actually, yes, if Trump has taught us anything it's that Obama could have been a second Mao and all he'd have to do is double down and call people names and he'd have gotten away with it

11.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In innately unrealistic genres like superheroes, "realism" should never be a factor.

Especially in costumes.

"How does that stay up?" should never be a question asked in a world where people fly and shoot heat beams from their eyes like Cyclops.

11.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

11.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 7119 πŸ” 1826 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 74

Give them hell
Don't ever let them forget what they did to you

11.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh, never saw that one, only read the comic

11.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts Trump didn't even know it existed until after he started the war

11.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was he Batman in? I only know him as Gordon

10.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Except what about Israel?

10.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11604 πŸ” 3289 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21

They won't need to declare WW3

We'll just know

08.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It could not be more obvious that the president does not care about US service members and in fact regards their deaths as mere political inconveniences. He has more sympathy for Putin than Americans who died because he decided to wage illegal war. Just listen to him.

07.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 16855 πŸ” 4040 πŸ’¬ 547 πŸ“Œ 144
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17315 πŸ” 5431 πŸ’¬ 454 πŸ“Œ 326

β€œWhat is a woman?”

Fuck you. You can’t define β€œwar,” β€œsurrender” or β€œsix weeks.”

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

What in God's name are we supposed to do under a leadership that is so blisteringly incompetent and stupid that they do an illegal war to overthrow a nation and in the process also manage to kill the very people they were going to install to control said nation?

02.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Why do people ask questions they already know the answer to?

27.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did something happen??

27.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2
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26.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

Trans rights are human rights. Their existence causes no harm and their deserving of dignity is not a debate.

26.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1135 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Seriously

Does nobody remember Trump already spent his first administration blaming Obama for everything?? There's not one thing Trump is doing now that he hasn't done before or talked about doing

26.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans rights are human rights and if one of is ain’t free then none of us are.

26.02.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 3888 πŸ” 1486 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8

John Fetterman is a pick me ass bitch

26.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

Does that mean it’d actually be easier to go to another state?

26.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kansas lawmakers bypassed the committee process by doing a whole bill amendment and pushing this in two days. They then overrode the governors veto. They used emergency designation to make it go into effect immediately. There's no grace period. The amount of targeted animus here is staggering.

26.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1284 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 14

β€œI will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!”

Literally.

25.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1592 πŸ” 341 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 16

β€œwe love them and we’re only hurting them for their own good” ya, spoken like the abusers they are.

25.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Kink is and always has been a part of the fandom.

25.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 713 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Dont be afraid of your sexuality. For the love of god do not shame yourself for a fantasy that provided comfort and complete connection to the physical space. Our lives can dull us, but our sexuality can resharpen our focus. You are a freak, and thank god. Better a pervert than a fascist.

25.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1393 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
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25.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I think at this point, it's clear that the DOJ is covering up the fact that Donald Trump raped a child. He's a pedophile rapist.

25.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 787 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

Even if those factories were getting built (which they absolutely are not) human workers will never ever work in them. They're going to be almost entirely automated

23.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0