Dakota

Weekend plans are to recreate the Diesel Jeans vine but with a stein full of whatever medical cocktail they pumped into Trump to keep him kicking

Not to go full millennial mode but I miss hanging outside at a beer garden with my friends

There’s probably a millennial on a dating app rn that has a bio akin to “Just a Kendrick Lamar bf looking for his Chappell Roan gf 😈”

tweet from Ryan Boyd reading the American right: Lets spend 50 years packing the courts with freaks and demons who can't be removed American liberals: *Let's

certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories

just wanna share a favourite

delicious lamb shawarma, captured from a tantalizing angle

an overhead shot of delicious lamb shawarma. possibly captured via drone by a true shawarmahead

can a man get a “hell yeah” for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal

@lajethrojenkins.bsky.social are the fellas gonna react to the Kendrick album instead of silly billy time on the pod??

a cartoon illustration of a smiling anthropomorphic basketball bouncing another smaller inanimate basketball

found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since

Accidental Bronson vibes on this one lmao

hand proffering something to a goat with a red line through it

please do not teach the goats italian

150k followers! Thank you all. I never thought I’d get so much attention just for being the SEAL Team Six member who killed Osama Bin Laden

More of the Tom Brady of Daniel Joneses imo

Standoms will breathe life into this platform

“Sweetheart you know you’re the only MILF I care about but the pod MUST be promoted!!”

the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech

Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario

can’t get anything past alex jones fans

Tbt to when I went to Perkins at like 11 PM and they had a cook in the kitchen who had never worked in a kitchen before that night and I jokingly said I could make my own meal to help him and they let me and I got my plate for free

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him

Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich

classic libbed up moment!

BREAKING: Trump appoints Ser Criston Cole as Hand of the King

Sitting my white ass down and LISTENING when the Hallmark movie climax comes around to teach us about the true meaning of Christmas

Gonna get a few brews in me this weekend and call a mall Santa a fraud and impersonator

The onion did the funniest thing possible today

i can’t wait to get polio and other fun old diseases

Screenshot of a tweet asking "Would you rather: be given $1M up front or a chance at $20M if you score more than 15 points in an NBA game?"

if you want to end tanking, make the last place teams serve as the real world labs for these questions. sorry you lost 70 games, now some random dipshit has to start for you one night.

my best performing comic on tw*tter

David Lynch's Lynchian Day

a 4 panel comic. panel 1: the krusty krab, it's pink though, and the sign says "krab-phora". panel 2: mr. krabs, but he's a sexy fat lady with big ass big titties. his speech balloon says "spongeberta me lass, planktonette is stealing me krusty koncealer secret formula. panel 3: spongebob and squidward. oh but they're lookin like sexy chicks too. squidwilma got the bodycon dress and the niki minaj wig and looks like she dgaf. spongeberta looks scared of course and has no chill smh bitch be calm. anyways. panel 4: plankton, buck ass naked, is running away holding a huge tube of makeup. but she's a girl too so she got one big ass boob on the front of her body. this comic also obviously performed really well on twitter

spongeberta squareskirt