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Who’s that girl? It’s Jess!

@parajess

Be there in five! (hyperbolically). ⚾️

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“losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

08.03.2026 16:47 👍 10296 🔁 2259 💬 4 📌 31

I miss standard time already. Daylight Saving needs to go 😡

09.03.2026 01:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Barely

09.03.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Video games used to have only captions when the characters talked, which means video games used to be reading. Now video games are TV

07.03.2026 14:15 👍 865 🔁 54 💬 35 📌 4

Throwing it out to the universe: if anyone has any leads on a full time remote gig, please let me know. My background is mainly social media and marketing. Thank you 🤞🏻

27.02.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂😂

03.03.2026 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Throwing it out to the universe: if anyone has any leads on a full time remote gig, please let me know. My background is mainly social media and marketing. Thank you 🤞🏻

27.02.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Goooooaaalllll! #CFC

21.02.2026 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Freddie Freeman again today "floated" the idea of playing four more years, which would lead him to retire at age 40 after 20 big league seasons. Didn't want to openly campaign for another contract (he's signed through 2027) but added he would like for it to come in Los Angeles.

19.02.2026 20:35 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 3

Evan Phillips said he fielded interest from multiple teams throughout free agency, but things didn’t pick up with the Dodgers until early February.

Will throw to a standing catcher off the mound on Tuesday. Hopes to start bullpen sessions next month.

15.02.2026 19:45 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Never a doubt

12.02.2026 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Max Muncy’s a trip - he said all these years that he only wanted to be in LA, and he has put his month where his mouth is, taking discounted deals, not getting to free agency, etc

I root for guys to get all they can, but sometimes all getting all they want is plenty, good for Muncy

12.02.2026 16:47 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Dodger for life

12.02.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Dodgers re-signed Evan Phillips on a one-year, $6.5 million deal. Ben Rortvedt was DFA'd.

11.02.2026 17:19 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 9

Evans back, Benny out again. And around, and around we go

11.02.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Game got exciting for a few seconds before that horrible throw for the interception lol

09.02.2026 02:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haven’t seen a Drake get crushed at the Super Bowl this badly since last year

09.02.2026 02:21 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

It’s over. Ain’t no way the Pats are doing anything tonight

09.02.2026 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Field Goal Super Bowl

09.02.2026 01:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 6528 🔁 1207 💬 39 📌 40
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two men in suits and ties are sitting on a couch and talking ALT: two men in suits and ties are sitting on a couch and talking

Owen Wilson?

09.02.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder that the guy who created the Backstreet Boys was not only a fraudster who stole all their money but he committed blimp fraud on multiple occasions

09.02.2026 01:06 👍 225 🔁 47 💬 11 📌 8

Backstreet Boys lyric video to Crypto commercial? Booooo

09.02.2026 01:02 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

2 and now 3?!?

07.02.2026 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

COOOOLD PALMER

07.02.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Benny back (for now?), and Banda out. I’m Gucci

06.02.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lolTigers

05.02.2026 02:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck. 😭

30.01.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LBD review of melania

they're showing this movie on airlines and people are still walking out

LBD review of melania they're showing this movie on airlines and people are still walking out

lmao

29.01.2026 02:35 👍 283 🔁 72 💬 3 📌 3

We wonder if they will ever say where the 1MM donation went while they tie free advertising to a Murdoch property for no apparent reason

26.01.2026 18:05 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0