“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
"no but see on a basketball, you can see the curve"
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Good. This guy does not need to be anywhere near public office.
lmao
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.
I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.
1/ Here's what I can share:
bitch what the fuck
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
Not a fan of the idea of another war that will probably target journalists as much as Israel has in the Gaza genocide
Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. Vote Kat.
First reaction: lmao
Second reaction upon reading that minors were signed up to the app: wtf were you thinking
Every day I am just more and more convinced that conservatives should not be allowed in public office in the same way that children are not allowed
this is one reason why the “trump declares victory, goes home” theory of end game here never made sense to anyone outside of the cabinet
The “unfortunate flaw” being that the ban has zero exceptions in the case of rape or incest...
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Closeup of the nutrition facts of a celsius cosmic vibe can and for some reason it has 50mcg of chromium in it
Hey Celsius company, two questions: one, why is chromium in my drink and two why is there a recommended amount of it?
Notebooks branded with Blue Prince #BluePrince #gamedev #indiedev #gaming #puzzle
Game dev money making hack:
1) Make a puzzle game which requires the player taking notes.
2) Sell notebooks.
Ooooooooooo
I know, "low-info" voters and all that, but I still marvel at how people don't realize everything gets worse under Republicans. I get far more scam calls than I used to. All these little laws go from "grossly insufficient" to "wholly unenforced."
Republicans are using kids as a smokescreen for what Big Tech lobbyists want: a national surveillance program to harvest our data with zero protections for people and their privacy.
We must fight this dangerous expansion of surveillance technology.
Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”
Me: sure is annoying that I can’t sleep when I have to work early tomorrow
My brain: just where do they get off calling their company anthropic
I mostly retell this story because I think it's funny and because it is very "me"
If you are going to present a cosmology to a kid who constantly investigates how things work, you better have a better answer than "dogs have no souls".
I've told this a few times but a priest told 8-year old me that my dog couldn't go to heaven with me, so I said fuck it and tried to summon the devil so I could trade my soul for immortality with my dog. Satan never appeared so I was like "well maybe this whole thing is just made up" and that was it
I thought that Mike said it was SNES for the "ripcord" game, and he posted a video of a skydiver pulling a ripcord. I could be wrong though.
With him beating Sekiro it makes me wonder what they could possibly make him play that would test his patience more than that. I'm betting Bart's Nightmare or Ren and Stimpy, both of which would be satisfying for me since I own them and could never get anywhere in them.
