a frightening ghost lady leers from the darkness over a little pile of something
Commission for @oretal.monster of his OCs! Accidentally one of my longest comms ever!
@bisontomorrow
https://bsky.app/profile/bisonyesterday.bsky.social 's art-only account! Comms!: https://ko-fi.com/bisonofyesterday/commissions Artfight!: https://artfight.net/~BisontheGreat Passion Project Site!: https://internationalvigilantes.tumblr.com/ !?
a frightening ghost lady leers from the darkness over a little pile of something
Commission for @oretal.monster of his OCs! Accidentally one of my longest comms ever!
"I wish I could play as Waluigi in Super Smash Bros." Monkey’s Paw: The next morning, you check the Nintendo YouTube channel for a reveal trailer, and find nothing; you check your game and he's not there either. Assuming the wish didn't work, you are suddenly filled with a drive to learn to code and apply to work for Nintendo. Miraculously, this works out, and in a matter of years you are on the development team for the next Smash game. Unfortunately, the game is canceled before it's even announced, and all you have to show for it is a dev build where the only finished characters are Mario, Link, and Waluigi. While you did manage to preserve the build despite Nintendo's orders to destroy it, you are not able to show or even talk about this build to anyone else. You, and only you, can play as Waluigi in Smash. Galactic Nova: I have installed Super Smash Flash 2 on your computer. [image of Earth exploding]
Monkey’s Paw vs. Galactic Nova
Antivalentines 2021, a very oddly skinny and curless Redfire looks coyly at the viewer, in a parody of now deceased alt-right commentator Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA adverts, she attempts to ask "DEAR LIBERALS, How can Valentine's Day be a valid holiday if St. Valentine's has been banished to HELL by MY hand?", this is misattributed to Veronica Clements, an unknown woman, as Redfire's name is Veronica Johnson, in the bottom right corner is a TPUSA logo edited with the words "Abolish Corporate ""Holidays""" Naturally, I feel I should mention this whole page is just a big gag, and I have never and will never support the disgusting hateful words of TPUSA
Antivalentines 2020, a disturbingly skinny Redfire t-poses menacingly with red piercing eyes, she hovers to the left of the text "Every time you imply Valentine's Day's validity as a holiday I get closer to your home and loved ones"
Antivalentines 2019, a very small Redfire with VERY poofy hair t-poses menacingly with red piercing eyes, she hovers to the left of the text "This is a scam and you are a lie"
It's basically a measurement of artistic development, as well as Redfire's specific development
Antivalentines 2025, Millie attempts to cameo but Red is not having it, butting her out, she screams "GET OUTTA MY CARD!!" so loudly that there's barely any room for the To: and From:, notably Red isn't wearing her uniform (instead it's a keyhole sweater and jeans)
Antivalentines 2024, a poorly drawn phone sketch Redfire says "Valaebdite day", it is not a well-made phone sketch, it's a Photo Edit Pencil sketch
Antivalentines 2023, Redfire shrugs snarkily as three hearts surround her, next to her is the red text "Whoops! All Unfinished!!!, Valentine's Day sucks or somethin idk*" with the smaller text (*I am very sick), this is because I drew this when I was very sick, notably Red isn't wearing her uniform, instead it seems to be a t-shirt
Antivalentines 2022, a hyper-realistic Redfire holds a handgun at the viewer (really a poorly recolored picture of MCU Yelena Belova with a hand holding a handgun meme edited in front of her), the text Die. is in the top left corner, in the top right corner is the much much much smaller text "couldn't get art motivation in time lol
For a while I've made anti Valentine's Day cards based on it being a lame and evil holiday, starring Redfire
My hate for it doesn't really exist anymore, mostly because declaring an intense hatred for something innocuous is annoying, but it's a drawing tradition now, wowza!
Previous years:
A simple Redfire sits seductively behind a wall of text saying ANTIVALENTINES 2026, her face is censored by a big black square that manages to transcend the text, above her is the text "I AM ELSEWHERE", the ELSEWHERE is split between red, blue, and black, below it is To and From
Antivalentines 2026
i should post art here more often but i'm not drawing as often, whoops
Dr. Benjamin "Benji" Reed was the original Doctor Phenomenal, Randy was supposed to follow in his footsteps but by the time he went to work under him he had already found a different heir, hijinks ensued until eventually Benji disappeared forever mysteriously, leaving the two to share the mantle
an older man in a ridiculously tall helmet and a Phenomenal uniform, only black with a different symbol, his gloves and boots and taller, and he's wearing a big cape, he stands in an aggressive pose next to his title "The Nefarious Dr. PHENOMENAL", next to him is a noticeably younger and skinnier Millie, wearing a similar reverse-toned outfit, she has purple highlights in her poofier messier hair and dripping mascara down her eyes (to sell the evil), despite these differences she appears to be familiarly unimpressed, next to her is a concept sketch drawing of a Phenomenal Progress employee, which looks kinda like an AIM agent from Marvel
Randy's dad and his minion
#BTGPhenomenal (gonna use that to categorize my projects maybe lol??)
an edited image of an American Bison (scientific name Bison Bison) walking a dark road, lit up by the photographer (that being Michael Block, i found this image on reddit lol), its eyes glow an eerie yellow, next to it is an oddly retro oddly sci-fi logo for Bison the Great, the guy who's account your on
my face, the face of an unkempt latino man, he wears round glasses that shimmer in a kind of contrasted hypnotic tv static, one eye glows beyond the lens, and the eye is yellowed and glowing, he's wearing a sky blue windbreaker with some kind of bubbly yellow t-shirt underneath, he's surrounded by a cyan aura that bursts into frame, above his head is a floating golden crown
Bison the Rebrand
i remade this thread when i redrew my banner and pfp, that's why there's a time gap in posts, specifically i was updating the Phenomenal image since Randy has a new design and because Twitter-type sites are allergic to an edit button for some reason, check out my stuff y'all!!
I also have a project called The Petrocentury, which is technically one of my oldest? but it's too messy to even be shown, with barely any modern art, not even to the Pleistonauts' level, but know that it involves sapient robots!
i guess that's it then? i draw! look me up! give me money! yay!!
three figures stand in-front of Mt. Chimborazo, it's covered in filters and stylized shapes, all of them are brown-skinned Stick, former royal guardsman, now self-serious protector of a found family: a stout man of no left arm, in his right he wields an unorthodox spear, its end is a floating smooth circular stone, he has long brown hair, wearing something of a torn green poncho, beneath it is a long-sleeved brown sweater, he has very baggy pants made of white llama fur, his boots, belt, and gloves are all the same black color, he has a pair of three golden lines beneath his eyes Iwi, former princess, now ventures out into the world with her two beloved guardians: a young woman, she wears a long brown sleeved dress, only broken up by a golden ring atop her shoulders and a golden shape between her shirt and her lower dress, she has long brown hair, her gloves and boots are the same black color Carrion, genderqueer explorer and cartographer, the sweetheart between the two's extremes: an older fellow of short brown hair in a bun, they have a much longer blue poncho with an ornate black pattern at the top of it, it covers a dress that also ends in a blue rim, but the dress beneath the poncho is the same brown as the other two, their gloves and boots are the same black color, they have two golden lines going beneath their eyes down their entire face
two figures stand in front of Germany's Black Forest, it's very foggy and too covered in filters and shapes Synaniel Evergreen, bug worshipper, vengeful colonalist: a Spanish man of a pencil mustache and beard, long light brown hair, he has a small scar beneath his left eye, he wears simple blue wooden armor and a helmet that looks like a wasp's head, his pants are white and well-kept though they end in similarly blue boots, notably he has long elf-like ears, he holds a long barbed green sword Nephri, jaded lobster viking, Synaniel's closest confidant and only friend: a short man bearded man, he wears a horned helmet in the shape of a lobster's face, he has a red furred cape and similar sleeves and pants/boots, covered by a white well-kept furred tunic and skirt, he holds an axe that's been modified to look something like a claw, and a wooden shield with an imperial symbol drawn on it
The Pleistonauts is a semi-dark, semi-prehistoric fantasy set at the end of the ice age! starring a nigh-magical trio of andean hunters as they search the world for their missing gods!
this art's ancient, a lot of lore stuff is ancient too, but i'd be remiss if i didn't include it!
Hades, Zeus, The Morrígan, and Odin sit in front of a mural of various story events, they are mostly accurate to how they're depicted in statues and in culture, except Odin wears an operatic winged iron helm, and The Morrígan is a gothic bird-woman version of the mom from Song of the Sea, she also has golden earrings, they all look confused or bored, perhaps even angry, the title "By Jove! an experimental novella by Bison T. Great" sits above them in-front of the mural
By Jove! is a writing experiment of mine to see how I could finish a story with barely any forethought! it stars a quartet of mythological gods as they're sucked into a magical mystery that forces them to contend with their irrelevancy!
archiveofourown.org/works/569641...
a bald figure of dull light blue skin and a unibrow stares as the viewer, he holds a bloody fire axe, he's wearing black body armor with long white sleeves, the words "TILL MY HEAD FALLS OFF" shine on a bright red background, this is a reference to the TMBG song
a brown-haired politician sits in shadow, he holds a large kitchen knife, his face isn't visible but he has one red pupil and the outline of an eyepatch, he's wearing an American Psycho-inspired blue striped suit, with a garish red tie, he too sits in a bright red background, with bright red letters reading "SWEET BOD" on his desk, this references the Lemon Demon song, a row of campaign posters are also in the background, showing the figure in a good light, they read "VOTE ELLIS FOR SENATOR" as he holds a city in his arms, though the second to last one reveals his true name as "THE HIEROPHANT", with blood trickling down his lips
a cast of characters, 8 figures marching to the right, i will be listing them right to left KILROY, WITTY AXE-WIELDER: a bald figure of dull light-blue skin, he wears black police body armor with multiple pouches lining its frame, underneath this seems to be a white shirt of long sleeves, his pants are the same color, covered by black boots that go up to the knee, he wields a fire axe THE HITCHHIKER, NEUROTIC THROWING KNIFE-WIELDER: a black woman of opaque circular glasses, she smokes a cig holder, her hair is tied in a bun, she has a wound of constantly gushing blood on the right side of her face (though the piece assures us it'd be on her left), she wears a black vest and jeans, a white croptop underneath THE RIDER, MYSTERIOUS MOTORCYCLIST: a motorcyclist, wears a black suit and pants and a black helmet that obscures his features, he has a white shirt underneath SARA, THE SOUL OF A TEENAGER TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A DOLL: a seemingly wooden children's doll, the right side of her face is cracked, she has brown hair and a pink shirt, a purple skirt, and yellow boots, she has a puppet mouth THE GUNSLINGER, AGENT OF VENGEANCE: mysterious brown-skinned cowboy, his moustache is long and dangles from his face, his hair is braided in the back, he wears a long deep blue coat with cowboy boots, he holds a glock THE DEVIL, BASIC HORNED MURDERER: a buff bald man, wears only black pants, his chest is emblazoned with a red pentagram, he has a short beard, two horns with black ends sit atop his head THE REPLICANT, DEMENTED SHAPESHIFTER: a woman, seemingly naked though she's entirely in shadow, with only her eyes shining through, one of her arms is in the process of changing, she has long hair draped over her shoulders THE HIEROPHANT, CANNIBAL POLITICIAN: a young man with brown hair and an eyepatch on the left side of his face, he wears a garish blue suit and red tie, he has black pants, he hides a kitchen knife and holds what appears to be a wine glass full of blood
Kilroy about to axe the Hierophant's stupid head, QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST? emblazoned on a bright red background, Talking Heads' Psycho Killer
Killjoy Kilroy is a world where the supernatural is catalogued, the most dangerous example being revenants, slashers! to protect folks, the precinct of Pandeus City has created a unit of benevolent revenants to fight the evil ones, hijinks ensue
Kilroy's never been a big project, but god is it fun
4 people stand next to eachother, all wearing various of the same yellow and white jumpsuit uniform the first is Randy, a tall sort with a fu manchu moustache and glasses, he appears to be in early stages of balding, he has the power to stretch his body to any length, he's a neurotic angry sort but well-meaning, ultimately, he is Doctor Phenomenal the second is Dani, a 20-something white woman in a bit of a punk hairdo, she wears a blue jacket with a nametag over her outfit, she has a large nose piercing, she flashes devil horns with her hand and little sparks are coming out of it, this is Danielle Rose, the paradoxically extroverted but reserved sister of our next person, she has the powers to run fast and fly, also she's transgender 3rd is Millie, a shorter plus-sized brown woman with noticeably large thighs, her hair is spikey, she shoots a finger gun with fire coming out of it, though she looks thoroughly bored with this, this is Millie, Randy's significant other, she has power over the classical elements but prefers fire, able to manifest superstrength somehow, she too is Doctor Phenomenal (shares the name with Randy) the last one is Gary, who has a very alien physique, his skin is semi-transparent, a deep shade of blue with some kind of vein system within, he's quite rotund, much larger than everyone else, his jumpsuit has been modified so his arms are open, his face holds three eyes, all pink with yellow swirls for pupils, and a silver beartrap of a mouth, no lips, he wears a fedora (which his third eye peaks out of via a hole), this is Gary, Randy's best friend from childhood, he's the fun uncle, he's telepathic (which he utilizes to speak, as his new body has no vocal cords), and, obviously, he seems to have been body-swapped with an alien this is Phenomenal, BTW I HAD A MUCH BETTER ALT TEXT THAN THIS BUT I DELETED IT WHEN REMAKING THE POST AND FORGOT TO COPY PASTE AAUAUGHH
Phenomenal! is a sitcom starring an oddly familiar family of misfit scientists trying to survive and thrive in the comic book city of New Clemont
I view it as something of a character dynamics sandbox! The Patriots without its geopolitical depth/baggage, just local gags and angst, my favorite!
i drew this like 2 days ago but i forgot to post lol
gif ver
Steven Universe (Season 1) sits alone in a black void, his skin is lit as if it's at night, to his right is the pink silhouette of his mother, entirely featureless, though with a notable dark spot where her gem would've been
Broken Boy
#stevenuniverse
An alien ferret critter standing in-front of a simple workshop, they're wearing some kind of sci-fi mechanic getup and holding some sort of button device, they appear nonchalant, their anatomical differences with Earth ferrets are a second set of arms on their chest, plate ridges going down their back to the tip of their tail, a Yautja-esque mouth system, and an insectoid tongue
commission by @pureferret.bsky.social of their RPG character Re'tel-Auaiin, the Terref Engineer!
If you are a gamedev, artist or work on the game's industry/have commisions open, please post it in the comments so I can share it. I'll try my best to keep resharing it from time to time!
The year is almost over and I would like to give everyone that needs it one last boost. Post your stuff so I can share it, please.
Bison the Commissions 2.5! I will not sell to anyone under 15
Icon/Bust is $15! Full Characters are $30
Example commission commissioned for my friend Marigold! A faux comic page of a sci-fi bee humanoid on an alien planet!
An example commission for my friend Oretal!
I'm an aspiring artist with open commissions! I have a minimum wage job but it'd be so great to have some extra cash this holiday (very affordable rates!)
ko-fi.com/bisonofyeste...
Maria EXPLODES the gang's way in! they're immediately on the offensive (a very american plan), we see Maria's powers as an alchemist shine as she transformers a nazi's laser gun into gold! (and a nazi's upper half into silver!), they keep running forward attacking more in their wake
Lysenko finds himself surrounded by two supersoldiers, they quickly dispatch him...only to find out the meaning of his abilities! for the natural conclusion of Lamarckist thought in superpower form is the ability to clone yourself into distinct independent clones! because that's how that works!! the group of Lysenkos make quick work of the supersoldiers while Mesmer walks by the resulting fight cloud into the scary hands of two Regular nazi soldiers! Mesmer's quite the tubby sort so he's not really rearing for a fight...but he does have powers of ANIMAL MAGNETISM! (among the many attempts the age of spiritualism to gauge the non-existent soul goo that supposedly surrounds us all!), Mesmer can use this to heal or to sicken, which he does with these two unfortunately souls as Lovecraft runs by with a book
Lovecraft finds a head nazi clone and beats him to death with his book, he has no apparent abilities, Maria asks him what he's doing and he shouts, answering nothing in particular, that he's "THE ONLY AMERICAN!!", which...is true, he is the only american on the team, Maria rounds up the group, Mesmer is unscathed, Lysenko is killing his unneeded selves, and so the team walks up to the fabled Projekt L...where Lenard is being held... they open the door to reveal...he's dead! clearly for a while! a skeleton! the PSF have come all this way for nothing, Lovecraft asks "now what?" to an abrupt end! yay!!!!!!!
title page! this is the story of the PSEUDO Science Friends! an American response team founded long after the end of the original series and the end of the original team! (fanfiction!), they're made up of H.P. Lovecraft, Maria Prophetissa (also known as Maria the Jewess...for some reason), Trofim Lysenko, and Franz Mesmer! they're walking through a time tunnel with no obvious vehicle, here they are in their first/last/only adventure!
the gang arrives in 1871 and talks amongst eachother, they're searching the last known location of Philipp Lenard, last fuhrer of Nazi Germany! to induct him into the US's Operation Paperclip (aka hiring up a bunch of nazis before the soviets do...for rockets or something), Maria (self serious) thinks it's their ticket to their respective homes but the others are less than enthused, until they find a Nazi remnant base! where surely Lenard must be housed...
🧵 my entry for the Super Science Friends Fanzine! these guys were a very old webcomic concept and once the zine came around i thought this was the only chance they'd ever get! it's a lil more rushed than i'd prefer but i'm surprised i made it at all!
it was so cool being apart of this! SSF forever!
8th year anniversary of The Patriots! This image is a massive group of 78 relatively unknown characters from the project! Too many to describe in alt text, but it involves a mob running towards/protecting/doing their own thing/attacking our titular heroes the Patriots!
CK Day 2025!
Friends of Oort are the Native American Novas of the greater Novae order, Maryam (73) and Guntoken (74), bearing the Oorthand), floating above them is Mastermind, Wendy Mons (75), living archive of the CDIA and some kind of dragon woman, though she cannot save the Novas from their sworn enemy, a knight of the Illuminati (76) emerging from the ground, sworn to protect the Conotocaurius at all costs, but annoyed with the situation is the severed head of the Russian Ranger (77), sitting in a jar beneath Guntoken's boot There's also Val Ent-Thur, immortal alien of fhe secretive Gaijin race, responsible for Earth's noosphere, and Tribune, a very stressed out little reporter! Trailing far behind!
Link to the site's update btw! As well!
internationalvigilantes.tumblr.com/post/8002103...
Beyond the Staatmeister are blasts from the past, the post-WWII neo-nazi Hyde (38) attempts to stare down an excited Director Q (39), being rolled around in his wheelchair by ex-SAS and M.A.D. Science pioneer Peggy Jane (40), but they're being beset by two forces from above, the Atom Smasher suit driven by Doctor Amoebis (41) of the Golden Circle to the left, and the regenerative psychopath John Frum: Perfect American (42), John seems to have just finished slitting the throat of his one-time nemesis and one-time champion of the USSR during the 60s, the pyrokinetic Pogrom (43) Not all is lost however, Frum seems to be contested by the solemn but mighty Revenger (44), but he is the only one of his team to do so, the rest of his team being the legendary Liberty Squadron of World War II, who are all instead focused within the larger mob chasing down the Patriots, the Radio Boy (45) squats at the sight of the spectacle in front of him, while his teammates of Nikolai Never (46), Gunman Joe (47), the White Brigadier (48), and Marianne (49) are all running elsewhere
Behind the blasts from the past is the Americano (50), a failed supersoldier project directly before Lucy, behind him are Soviet scientist Dr. Collider (51) and street babushka and ex-black ops parahuman the Viper (52), above them are the Moonlord (53) and his friend in Lunarian revolution, Emily Li, Space Ranger (54), a snarky Birdwatcher (55) watches on, while Dr. Amelia (56) and her scientific colleague Dr. Gray (57) have their sights elsewhere, immediately behind them are the two biggest crime bosses in the political binary, the Russian Napoleon (58), and the American Tony the Bone (59)
High above this portion of crowd is the Nazi hydrokinetic supersoldier Tideturner (60) and WWII Polish superweapon Winged Hussar I (61) though their fight is in-front of the gigantic reality elf Oort (62), who is unimpressed, let's be thankful his anger only rests on the Patriots eh?
Above Tony is Sentinel (63), and beneath Sentinel are the immediate family of the Patriots, Red's siblings, Martha (64) and VB (65), and Dean's wife Betsy (66), behind them is a presidential brawl between the American President Reddick Redacted (67) and Russian President Boris Steele (68), the tacyonic zombie Time-Master (69) sits in his icebox while it's being ridden by Amun-Ra (70), architect of 9/11, speeding on her wheels with sword in hand is the world's greatest mercenary Stalinyte (71) and above her is the amoral Black World assassin and audio audiokinetic Goosestep (72), flying via sound
The Patriots (Dean (1), Redfire (2), and Lucy (3)) running in worry and abject terror away from a mob, on this image they're specifically being targeted by Golden Brain II (4) utilizing her telekinetic powers, while Commie King (5) poses on his hover-platform, a jetpack-wearing Marx Lightning (6) readies his lightning gauntlets behind him Beneath them, Director C (7) rides forward in his wheelchair, he looks up at CK perplexed, Dr. Josselin (8) rides along, barely hanging off the side of the chair, someone close behind attempting to protect his head is Manuel Mendez (9), while Hawthorne Wilder, the Man in Black (10), watches the scene almost solemnly, next to him is the black ops supersoldier Apex (11), who seems to be preparing for the next image
Behind Apex is his clone mother and the US Secretary of Defense, Caroline Bommem (12), she shoots precisely at the hat of Madam Faust (13), winning an apparent duel against her shotgun cane, between Faust's legs though is a rapidly approaching Citizen Terror (14), perhaps commanded forward by his master and employer, Emperor Doom (15), who reaches out behind Faust Along Doom's exaggerated cape are folks both friend and foe, the champion of France Harpy Lily (16), seeming ready to pounce, anti-vaxxer and fearmonger Dr. Rorex (17) utilizing his power over disease, Brittanic speedster and counter-revolutionary Sire (18), and champion Chinese super-cop Snow Leopard 01 (19) readying his cybernetic arm/laser cannon Flying above this eclectic crowd are Bomba (20), champion of the USSR and winner of the gene wars, and Turnpoint (21), vigilante tech billionaire, utilizing his company's AI assistant ATLAS (22)
Rendered dazed by Sire's blitz, the Millennial (23) fails to see an incoming strike from the baseball bat of daughter of Dean and parahuman teenager Pat (24), she's accompanied by her friends Mills (25) and Victory Woman (26), though the two seem to be more interested (I.E., scared and backing away) by the rapid onset of the GENERATION EVIL! Standing behind the frightened Anatoly the Hot Dog Vendor (27) is alt-right mastermind Land Lenardman (28), who commands his generation next to one of his many masters, 05 of the Cocktail Club (29), three examples of this generation (made up of Hitler clones) stand on top of eachother, the cyborg Syrus (30), the awe-some Staatmeister (a mech driven by her creator, Joe, unseen here, 31), and weapon-wielding super-hobo the Lethal SJH (32), falling out of SJH's pocket is a flash drive containing the Sleeping Mind of Doctor Klein (33)
Up in the sky are Winged Hussar II (34), Poland's attempt at a champion, billionaire and inventor of repulsor beam tech Miss Ironsides (35), her partner and lover Flying Fox (36), and her faithful robot companion Krakatoa (37), it should be noted that since Flying Fox has no flight capabilities that she is riding on Krakatoa's back
Social Media-Friendly Close Ups!
8th year anniversary of The Patriots! This image is a massive group of 78 relatively unknown characters from the project! Too many to describe in alt text, but it involves a mob running towards/protecting/doing their own thing/attacking our titular heroes the Patriots!
CK Day 2025!
Millie Phenomenal doing a silly little pose, blue fire from her hands, her useless sister Dani points at some random unseen object while winking
i've worked on the same drawing for like a month but it's finished and now i can doodle freely again...yahoo!
an homage to Walt Disney's "Our Friend the Atom", a badge floats in the void as a hand grasps around it, the badge is triangular, a triangular aura radiates from it towards the camera, the badge contains a North Americas-centric Earth, a bright green dot shining over Washington DC, the Earth is surrounded by 6 stars in a question mark formation (5 + 1 = 51, Area 51, a reference to various black ops badges), above the Earth are the words "FREEDOMUS AO ANAT COSAMUS", nonsense pig latin, but supposedly translating to "Freedom Throughout The Cosmos", beneath the Earth (but above one of the question mark stars) is the text "CDIA", the Central Defense Intelligence Agency, a combination of the CIA and DIA in the Patriots universe. outside of the badge, above the hand, are the words "our friend the GOVERNMENT", tying up the homage
one of my favorite pieces made earlier this year, it's an in-universe Patriots thing
March 30th 2025