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@francibambi

All cuttle and no fish. Co-host of The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. Writing and art and stuff, too.

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Agreed, it is the only cure. I want, like, a capsule wardrobe of nice things. So I can mix and match without having to find new nice things every week.

12.01.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black lurcher dog sprinting happily on snow-sprinkled field. Pale pink sunrise.

Black lurcher dog sprinting happily on snow-sprinkled field. Pale pink sunrise.

05.01.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A slightly lopsided pig fashioned from a lemon, toothpicks (legs), and cloves (eyes). It has a pound coin in its mouth

A slightly lopsided pig fashioned from a lemon, toothpicks (legs), and cloves (eyes). It has a pound coin in its mouth

We remembered to fashion a lemon beast. Good luck is assured. Thank you @2hatsjo.bsky.social

01.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well done. I’m so sorry it came to that, but I’m an even bigger admirer of yours now.

18.12.2025 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really good. You’ll probably know a lot of it, given your areas of expertise, but it’s very well collated and written.

16.12.2025 11:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In AND on papyrus would be a real power move

16.12.2025 11:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ISBN: 978-0-7123-5692-3

15.12.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Picked it up a few years ago!

15.12.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#162 American Teen Dramas by @2hatsjo.bsky.social
I've been a fan of Joanna Hagan for a long time, getting to know them though Amanda Palmer fandom and then following their podcast @makeyefretpod.bsky.social, with cohost @francibambi.bsky.social (Who did the cover art for this book.) /1

24.11.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Rough purple painted background (acrylic) on black card; foreground (gouache) is a packet of Parma Violets. Instead of β€œViolets” it says β€œViolence”.

Rough purple painted background (acrylic) on black card; foreground (gouache) is a packet of Parma Violets. Instead of β€œViolets” it says β€œViolence”.

03.10.2025 09:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Wax pastel drawing of a β€œmackerel sky” and a fish hook. Words overlaid, messily, also in pastel: β€œKISS ME UNDER THE MACKEREL SKY; WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE; AND A HOOK IN YOUR EYE”

Wax pastel drawing of a β€œmackerel sky” and a fish hook. Words overlaid, messily, also in pastel: β€œKISS ME UNDER THE MACKEREL SKY; WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE; AND A HOOK IN YOUR EYE”

I’ve had this couplet in my head for WEEKS. I don’t think I’ve even seen a mackerel sky in that time. May this drawing finally purge it.

03.10.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things only a comedian/producer would post: I AM LOOKING FOR A TRUMPETER IN BRISTOL AVAILABLE THIS WEEK.

Long shot, but let me know. I will not block joke answers as some people do but I also won't laugh at them. I *might* roll my eyes indulgently.

29.09.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6

Finally watched The Ballad of Wallis Island. Cried about swingball. Emotionally fragile? Possibly. Great film though.

28.09.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

25.08.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 16398 πŸ” 2709 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 326
Harvest 

There's a lot been said about the gold
of the fresh stubble 
on the almost-hills of Suffolk,
lit rich from the west on the 
first evening of September;
rising (if you can call it that) to meet  
the indigo clouds coming in from the east.

Loads said about–
darker yet on dark–
the crows arriving in unruly squadrons:
landing, gorging, scattering
before the tractor 
which rushes, rust red,
ahead of the storm. 

(And here it is:
the splatter 
of cold rain 
in the warm wind.
Summer ending;
harvest coming in.)

Plenty been said on all that, I'm sure.
But, Christ, doesn't it just 
bear saying once more.

Harvest There's a lot been said about the gold of the fresh stubble on the almost-hills of Suffolk, lit rich from the west on the first evening of September; rising (if you can call it that) to meet the indigo clouds coming in from the east. Loads said about– darker yet on dark– the crows arriving in unruly squadrons: landing, gorging, scattering before the tractor which rushes, rust red, ahead of the storm. (And here it is: the splatter of cold rain in the warm wind. Summer ending; harvest coming in.) Plenty been said on all that, I'm sure. But, Christ, doesn't it just bear saying once more.

01.09.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Book cover: American Teen Dramas (From Sunnydale to Riverdale) by Joanna Hagan 

The cover shows a β€œwelcome to” road sign in the shape of a tv, with static on the sign. In the background there are roads running through green fields. There’s a β€˜67 Chevy impala (black), on the road. There’s a Gilmore Girls gazebo, the high school from Buffy, a Buffy/vampire diaries-sequel graveyard, the clocktower from Once Upon A Time, Pops from Riverdale (with the sign reading β€œPOP culture), the Bait Shop from The OC and the Bronze from Buffy.

Book cover: American Teen Dramas (From Sunnydale to Riverdale) by Joanna Hagan The cover shows a β€œwelcome to” road sign in the shape of a tv, with static on the sign. In the background there are roads running through green fields. There’s a β€˜67 Chevy impala (black), on the road. There’s a Gilmore Girls gazebo, the high school from Buffy, a Buffy/vampire diaries-sequel graveyard, the clocktower from Once Upon A Time, Pops from Riverdale (with the sign reading β€œPOP culture), the Bait Shop from The OC and the Bronze from Buffy.

It’s Cover Reveal day for my book American Teen Dramas: From Sunnydale to Riverdale and LOOK HOW PRETTY

Book is out in December - head to my blog and see where to pre-order! - two-hats-television.ghost.io/american-tee...

(Also subscribe for upcoming bake-off nonsense)

26.08.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

08.08.2025 11:10 πŸ‘ 10043 πŸ” 2041 πŸ’¬ 249 πŸ“Œ 340
FIRST LOOK: The Stresses Of Airport Security | Mitchell And Webb Are Not Helping | Channel 4 Comedy
FIRST LOOK: The Stresses Of Airport Security | Mitchell And Webb Are Not Helping | Channel 4 Comedy YouTube video by Channel 4 Comedy

Mitchell and Webb are coming back and they've got Stevie Martin?

Holy shit, you guys.

youtu.be/soO9baCk5lY?...

02.08.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Great Norway Serpent, or Sea Orm, is the most famous of the many influential sea monsters depicted and described by 16th-century ecclesiastic, cartographer, and historian Olaus Magnus, who died #onthisday in 1557. Joseph Nigg explores: publicdomainreview.org/essay/o... #OTD

01.08.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I left the wasps alone
in their corner of the garden,
getting drunk on
fallen apples.
Bit of a mistake.
I mean, I didn'tβ€”
I don't want the applesβ€”
but the wasps are mean drunks.
Yeah, I know they're an essential
part of the eco-system,
I get that,
but I think the fuckers
glassed a pigeon

01.08.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[tosses Scully folder] you ever hear of The Grinch

12.07.2025 05:24 πŸ‘ 1241 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5
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Happy Solstice! Here's the Sun putting on its best happy shining face for the special occasion, from the Splendor Solis, a 16th-century alchemical treatise.

More art from the history of alchemy here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...
#SummerSolstice #Solstice #Midsummer #longestday

21.06.2025 11:45 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
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Happy Solstice, pals. 🌞

20.06.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

There’s been a good breeze today. I think it’s helped a lot.

20.06.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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V. E. Schwab on toxic lesbian vampires and being a messy gay PinkNews chats to V. E. Schwab about her new novel, lesbian vampires and the importance of diverse queer stories in fiction.

EXCLUSIVE: Author V. E. Schwab on toxic lesbian vampires and being a messy gay #BookSky

04.06.2025 07:20 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Which is 10 June. The book is by V E Schwab. I’m great at this.)

06.06.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for the wrestling footage

06.06.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Discussing Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil with @2hatsjo.bsky.social has already lead to multiple tangents. (Bloody good book, though, you’re going to want to read it on launch day.)

06.06.2025 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

A new contender for all time best medieval elephant?!

05.06.2025 09:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT these are so cool

29.05.2025 11:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0