Sixx Jewell

dork

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#furryart #sfw

stares at you

Explain to me how already half of this semester has passed xD

it to me feels like its been dragging on forever then i look at the calendar and its already MARCH

behh

adhd implies ad4k

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Be my valentine?

Rizzing up a one eye baddy eye sight @psychecyclops.art

Art by @puppsicle.bsky.social

ayyyy! i’ve had mine for a while x3

If you don’t like me at my obscure brick breaking game obsession, you don’t deserve me at my aviation fanatic

think i’m losing my sanity lmfaoooo

how tf do i compose good emails???
im having a major brain fart im just trying to ask for my degree plan ;w;

wawa

had to delete a folder named "$(pwd)" today.

very... very..... carefully.

all i wanted was a power nap

it is now 3pm fuckk

finished paw ych for imperfections 🐾✨
#furry #furryart

Caged - 🔒

ft. @anchanup.bsky.social

He's a lil shy

wehhh last week of winter break,,

BUT ALSO LAST FUCKING SEMESTER HELL YEAH!!

Wanna know how out of shape i am?

I’m sore all over from kickball of all things

Jetta leans in towards you, going "mrrrrp~!" as she's underneath a conveniently placed mistletoe, wearing a red one-piece. Also, it IS a mistletoe!! Viscum cruciatum, to be exact. They have red berries!! #furryart #furry #art #christmas

I CAN SAY I MADE SOMETHING FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!! 💖💗

<3

Bday gift for the most talented and sweetest deer I know! The one-eyed deer, @psychecyclops.art

#art #furry #furryart

art for my secret santa

gotta love getting screwed on financial aid before MY LAST SEMESTER PF UNIVERSITY STARTS

idk what to do

puppy :3

a digital drawing of the character Ralsei from the game Deltarune, without his hat on, from the bust up. his eyes are closed and he is smiling, holding one hand up to his cheek.

fluffy boy

r/bejeweled post titled “Fred Durst with da Jewels.” It’s an old photo of Fred Durst doing the thing with his hands and the seven jewels from Bejeweled are poorly photoshopped into his hands. The body of the post reads “He’s got da jewels”

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