Productive Outs

SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have reassigned infielder Brent Crude to minor league camp.

Padres Yacht Club lives on.

Fair. Circumstances are different but it still sits firmly in the “you should reeeally probably not do this” and “nah, I’m built different” category though.

Lindsey Vonn Syndrome is spreading.

We celebrate Dub Gleed, but names of that caliber are well above our pay grade. We simply could not.

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SOURCE: The New York Yankees have signed free agent infielder Wetson Fourthmother to a minor league deal.

You know it, brother.

Whoa. I would have bet good money he was on track to be shitcanned by the All-Star Break so Pujols could take over.

Bart Johnson walked so Salome Barojas could run.

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A lot of people thought he was too negative, but when you’re covering a team that sucks ass, routinely embarrasses itself in public, and has no discernible plan for a brighter future in place, there’s not a whole lot to be positive about.

This is a huge loss for Angels fans, because Sam was the only beat writer in Anaheim who wasn’t afraid to ask tough questions and speak truth to power.

Ratto on the Halos is really good.

[extreme Bruce Buffer Voice]

BUSSELL RRANYAAAAAAAN

The Lehigh Valley Sleep Farts though …

It will never not be funny to me that one day, many years ago, someone was like, “I need to put my bat somewhere for a sec. On the ground? Nah. Too far. Leaning against my hip? Nah. Might fall. I’m just gonna nestle the knob right here under my dickenballs. Mmm. Yes. This is perfect.”

#dickstand!

We could never.

Good stuff from @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social here.

It’s 9-0 in the bottom of the 2nd. You couldn’t possibly script this any better.

Incredibly on-brand.

He’s done a great job of fielding RBI singles.

The Angels are looking very safe and affordable, and I’m sure everyone at Tempe Diablo is having a great experience.

Michael Conforto ripping off his mask to reveal he was Jack Suwinski all along.

[extreme Avery Johnson Voice]

BLAINE CRIM

For nosebleeds, day-of, sure.

Ian has moved on to less online things, but he’ll hop on here during baseball season once in a blue moon.

It’s close to $30 for a nosebleed seat in Anaheim, the stadium is falling apart, and everything is filthy. The team also sucks. What an enjoyable experience!

Buy the BP annual. Read my essay. It’s about exactly this.