These Exquisite Nightmares

heating things up for the @exquisitenghtmares.bsky.social zine🙂‍↕️

One of our artists finished their piece early and let us just say: it'd be worthwhile printing the zine just to house this singular piece.

Goddamn, we can't wait to see/read everything else. This is going to be such a good time, and we can't wait to share it with y'all.

🙌🏻

I swear I’m gonna write at least one more steddie fic bc it’s in progress but it IS for @exquisitenghtmares.bsky.social zine

E-mails have been sent out!!

Please check your emails (and spam folders!) for more info about scheduling as well as a link to an optional discord.

Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a pitch!! We're so excited to see what people create!!

Thank you to everyone who threw us a pitch. You'll be hearing from us soon. 💖

You still have about 3 hours to slide right in there (the pitch form)

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Yeah! What she* said!

*me. it's still me.

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Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.

You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.

If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.

forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...

"pitches close today" on a rose pink background with a red rose border

Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.

You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.

If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.

forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...

i didn't even know there was another option 🙈

Kinda #st5spoilers (from the person who has seen 2/4 of the current eps) - but there is plentyyyy of room for ships like, oh, we don't know... rockie? mayhaps stonathan?

Reminder this is JUST a pitch and you don't have to make the damn thing yet.

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beaks and talons, fur and scales
sharpest canines, prehensile tails
options? oh, you've got a ton
days left to pitch though? only one.

#strangerthings #fanzine #monsters

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Hickory dickory dock
Vecna's obsessed with clocks
We hope our faves kill him
But in the meantime
Let's write about monster co

Pitches close Sunday at midnight.

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Feeling some inspo from the new season? Some new dolls you want to monsterfy and make kiss? Some old dolls you're seeing in a new light?

Well guess what you can do about it...

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i dreamed that i went to the "i'm in a stranger things monsterfucker zine bc i pitched absolute filth to aida, cuips, and mary when i had the chance" club

and you were there and you were there and you w

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Also by all means continue to pitch steddie. And this IS the vampire fandom so carry on.

but if you want to try to pitch directly into the gaps, we ESP want: any other ship + monsters that aren't vampires/werewolves <3

the pitches are mounting
just like that one character you like mounts that other character you like.
ayyyyy! high five!!

anyways. send us your most decadent and depraved concepts. xoxo.

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Oh shit ur runnin outta time to pledge to be freaky as fuck

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[clock chime sounds]

Toss your pitches in the pitch hole before it's too late.

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Teehehehehe

Reminder we want your sapphic monster pitches real bad. Ronance. Buckingham. Bubblescoops. Bancy. Wheelingham. Rockie. Send 'em.

We want your poly ones too. Maybe your fave has two hands. Maybe she has seven scaly appendages she uses to latch onto all her girlfriends. You tell us.

Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.

Let's go.

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Aside from Steve and Eddie, the character we've received the most pitches for is Argyle. It's what he deserves tbh.

Reminder we're open all month so you have plenty of time.

Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.

Let's go.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

The werewolves are howling. The demons, they dance.
There's monsters afoot, babe. Why's your fave wearing pants?

Friday. Hit us with your best, freaks.

Reminder this zine is open not only for #steddie creations but for #ronance #buckingham #jargyle #stonathan and just about any other ship you can dream up (including poly ships and your fave rarepairs!)

Also open to solo character scenes/art.

Monsterfy your blorbos today! It's what they deserve.