just got catcalled on the street, LITERALLY, someone just meowed at me from their car just because I'm wearing a giant cat on my jacket
just got catcalled on the street, LITERALLY, someone just meowed at me from their car just because I'm wearing a giant cat on my jacket
dear diary π, today I bought gap denim pants π for .25 cents πͺ. sometimes capitalism π makes me happy...βπ»
i'm chigaco for a few days and it's so nice to be not freezing for once. if anyone has tips of what to do i'm still kinda lost!
I'm so sad valentines day decor is on sale at target and I'm not there to get it π I'm going to Chicago in 2 weeks and by then everything will be gone π₯²
i wanna see my friends hole so bad
are we going through the Madagascar effect again? seems like every other animated film has talking animals in it. Can we get talking body cells again? that was fun...
why is marcelo hernandez doing SO MUCH PRESS? he's not even top3 in snl's current season... its been like 2 weeks of seeing his face everywhere
just heard a tiktok say the word BajaBlast and now I'm craving it, tysm π‘ I can't ever Uber one cuz I wouldn't dare make someone deliver something under 40cm of snow
4 days in a row people cancelled on me π΅βπ« I don't think I've ever stored so much cum inside my body,I'm going to explode π€―
the grocery store was selling Christmas themed ice cream for 1$ last week. I went there today looking for it and surprisingly they still had it! But it's now 3$!!! Why are we raising the price of Christmas stuff that's going to expire?!???? π©π€―π
they should create a grindr app for emergency cuddles and spooning
the pokemon legos are so well made, i just wish we could move on from kanto already
now you see me 3 was so lame, jesus, what kind of ending was that?
iβm glad i watched bugonia not knowing what it was about. at first i thought it was going to be one kind of movie and by the end i was glad it wasnβt!
my new dishwasher kinda sounds like a sloppy bottom
someone hacked my grindr account to make a fake OF couple profile. why did they even have to hijack MY account to do that? im just sad i lost chats with cuties from all around the world (and albums) πΏπΏπΏ
itβs been a while since i celebrated fat cock friday :) #fcf
itβs been a while since i celebrated fat cock friday :) #fcf
call me cringe/basic but all i wanted was to cuddle in bed and watch taylor's docuseries πΏ
idk if it's because i'm in toronto (downtown toronto to be more specific) but why does frozen pizza from the grocery store costs 15$??? i could buy a pack with 2 for for 2β¬ in lisbon πππ
has anyone else felt dizzy after someone using poppers next to u?
never in my life i thought i would need volume powder for my hair. wearing a beanie all the time leaves it so flattt π
hi @uniqlo ! if i kill myself tonight i want you to know that is your fault for not doing a proper black friday sale! Thank you!
@wow-platinum.bsky.social The Thylacine
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i didnβt even know this was a thing π¨
why do i keep getting shocked in canada? every time im outside and touch something made of metal i get shocked β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ make it stop π«
no black friday deals?? why did i even move to north america? π₯±π₯±π₯±
just arrived in toronto! (it was 2 days ago but still). coming from europe, i will never not get spooked when a bottle cap simply detaches itself from the bottle.
who's got tips to share for Paris? just got here and don't know what to do for the next week or so