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Dad, Christian, Texan, Florida man, Momma Bear, Jazz, Vax skeptic, anti-Flouride, pro-dentist.

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Woof. My soccer mom Thursdays need some chill!

27.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The result needs a No Vacancy sign.

12.12.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A live look at my wife while I finally get around to actually decorating the Christmas tree.

12.12.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s just grown out with zero cutting or shaping, so everything is the same length and heavy. And I’ve been wearing a hat all morning. So keep that in mind. But here’s a glimpse.

08.11.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.11.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that this is the thing that they’re so concerned about the β€œrules” is very telling.

08.11.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That shower door turns me on.

08.11.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My wife started encouraging me to swap up my hair. She felt it was too tall for someone also being too tall. Been growing it out without a plan for about four months. I’m about here with it but need some opinions. Thanks. (Hopefully.)

08.11.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s high school presentation season and I’m teaching the kids some fun facts about the Colorado River. 1. 52% of all the water in the CR is used for agriculture. Of that, 46% is used to grow alfalfa. That’s insane. 2. 2025 had a 90% ave snowpack but that resulted in a 41% of ave runoff. Drought.

31.10.2025 05:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Backup backup QB.

27.09.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

History has taught us that anytime we reach the concepts of a plan, we’re only two weeks out of the final product. Full proof.

24.09.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two weeks away!

24.09.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I are staying in a fancy hotel to celebrate our 19th anniversary. So fancy it doesn’t have a tv. We’re two days in and I’m not sure our marriage is strong enough for this.

06.09.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not great, Bob!

31.08.2025 07:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something TE transfer something.

31.08.2025 05:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When your parents name you Orion, you gotta look the part.

31.08.2025 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems the more college football demands from its fans, the less seriously it treats them.

28.08.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Posting for an audience of one.

25.08.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally some good things happening for a group of Summerlin kids. Your Surrons appreciate your sacrifice! #summerlinsouth

23.08.2025 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s pay thousands of dollars for a studio, models and photographer and then when all that professional work is done e, we’ll pay like $14.99 for photos that may as well say β€œPROOF” across them to put on the site that we hope to make a lot of money from.

15.08.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gee. Can’t believe how I ever missed that. One picture that’s about 13 bytes. How is this our main school site for merch?!

15.08.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This version is better.

14.08.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy college! 😳

14.08.2025 00:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need.

14.08.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Are those Collin’s people?!

03.08.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe the biggest insult to all of this is we decided to grab a couple sandwiches before leaving Provo while we had options. Jersey Mike’s was the most convenient. And I’m now being reminded how unexciting a Jersey Mike’s sandwich is. Hint of doodle in the very back.

31.07.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

then in, a day or two when the tire is repaired, return the Turo to Provo and drive the Tesla back to Vegas. We had been on track to be home by 7:30. It’s now 8:30 and we’re just driving past the spot where I got the call from my wife. Projected Vegas arrival: 12:21 am.

31.07.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Provo airport. So the question is, can we get enough gear from a week in the woods plus a week of lacrosse camp gear into the Tesla to free up enough space for a family of six with 9 foot tall genes and a doodle into a five seater. And if so, drive to Provo, grab the Turo rental, drive to Vegas,

31.07.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

doesn’t put spare tires in his vehicles because reasons. No jack, nothing. I finally get behind them and catch up on the details. My wife has been busy and more successful than I. No surprise there. Tesla was sending a flat bed from Pleasant Grove. She has secured a Yukon on Turo out of the

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