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unnatural conflux of evil humours

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19th century American names:

-Scipio Julius Everhard Moppingfloor

-Clod Willikers

-Barabbas Eckersley Bramblethorpe

-Salmon P. Fish

25.03.2025 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey man just wanted to say your larval stage is looking really good ๐Ÿ‘ can't wait to see you pupate

21.03.2025 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro's enjoinder to commence lowkey had us initiating a sequence of behaviors

21.03.2025 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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how could I forget?

17.03.2025 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Bahahaha" she said laughingly.

13.03.2025 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That humorous observation had me laughing out loud, friend

13.03.2025 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dark matter is very much the Gromit to matter's Wallace

12.03.2025 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2025 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

penis inter pares

12.03.2025 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Australia is a semi-peripheral nation jointly exploited by the American and Chinese cores

06.03.2025 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It kind of sucks here too doesn't it

29.01.2025 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

before I leave the house I kiss every appliance and tell it to "sleep quietly"

27.01.2025 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these are my sons Carter, Brayden, and Jaxton. and these are my steppe nomad sons Timur and Ganzorig

25.01.2025 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mom said it's my turn to be the power behind the throne

25.01.2025 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everything just happened

24.01.2025 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?

me: a bird... small bird... a passerine

officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?

me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"

12.12.2024 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's consistent libertarianism. The cartels are the product of the American and Mexican states

22.01.2025 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these babes have long since ceased to be groovy

22.01.2025 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.12.2024 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?

me: a bird... small bird... a passerine

officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?

me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"

12.12.2024 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

big empty nothingnesses

10.12.2024 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a little bit of column a vs a little bit of column b powerscaling

07.12.2024 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[a man in a ten gallon hat approaches you confidently. his left hand removes a lit cigar from his mouth, his right hand extends toward you in greeting] Butch Lesbian, at your service

07.12.2024 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been amusing myself lately with the idea of a man named Butch Lesbian. first name Butch, last name Lesbian

07.12.2024 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

financial experts prefer chaotic nonsensical growth for obvious reasons. mm yummy volatility

07.12.2024 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish we were living in a centrally planned state

07.12.2024 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grown-ups are increasingly embracing the emotional power and visual delights of picture books

06.12.2024 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.12.2024 08:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is a crack in everything, that's how the little tiny guys get in

06.12.2024 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

desktopcito

06.12.2024 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0