pork hollander defense attorney

granted I would rather get paid than do anything for the government either but if I were Griffin Jax i'd pee in a locker js

so they're shoving this Skenes shit down my throat meanwhile his ass dropped out to get his bag and someone else on team usa actually graduated the Air Force Academy and is technically still in the reserves oh don't make that face

WHY IS EIGHTEEN ON HERE AGAIN BARRY JOHNSON FACE ME

did u ask him if he knows the words to Diet Pepsi please I need to know

and in my experience if a Latino man brings moms into it one of u is already dead

stop saying will smith would have shaken Randy's hand I know this bc will smith did not shake Randy's hand in 2023 u are making us look foolish!!!

cal better ask that Duolingo owl how to apologize in eight 😭

if he'd just said he could fuck off I'd think it was laughs but to basically say your momma didn't raise u that way??? oop

me in the Mariners business rn

tanner scott strands a runner at third with three pitches bc his ass his fat and his heart is pure

my clients are busy please do not contact them again

this is not fun anymore I don't want America to succeed

GET THEIR ASS BENJI

if Judge and Skenes don't just shut up and join up

like what do they want a bitch to do!

I do think if the ball hits the pitcher it should be dead I DO THINK THAT

ITS NOT DURAN WE'RE FINE WE'RE FINE EVERYBODY WE'RE FINE

YES omg I got so scared it was Duran

NO DELETE TWEET

wait---

who's the lil Mexican outfielder with the curly mullet....I like u

no matter what happens tonight I hope Alex Bregman's butt itches in a place he can't reach the whole time 🖤 cabron 🖤

now what did y'all do

a press conference to announce what we already knew oh I'm sure

I SAID

con todo even tho I got the soap gene I'm not taking chances

eating tacos for lunch bc we are ALL Mexican today

body so tea we have to call it coffee cause tea's not strong enough

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

I don't care about them