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I'd heard he changed it when he eventually realized Cocaine was a bit too on the nose.

10.03.2026 20:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 18:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joke or no I feel like we need a punchline now, but I need s'more time to think.

04.03.2026 22:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right? Then we can distribute *all* of their assets.

04.03.2026 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's not that hard. It's also why the UK calls it a handbrake instead of an emergency brake. Can help if you're having issues with rolling back on a hill.

04.03.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well yeah it's cardamom not car-a-man...
I'll see myself out.

04.03.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie . Alt: muppet fozzie bear looking around the audience to see if they got the joke
04.03.2026 18:43 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also a very large gray cat stretched out with a blanket.

Also a very large gray cat stretched out with a blanket.

Large gray cat with crossed "fancy" paws.

Large gray cat with crossed "fancy" paws.

Kiwi approves.

24.02.2026 02:16 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Says three feet of space but only two feet shown, instructions unclear.

23.02.2026 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can't wait for federal regulations on headlight fluid.

26.01.2026 19:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think he knows what an amplifier does.

22.01.2026 11:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chrono Trigger is easily the best of the bunch IMO. My favorite game soundtrack of all time.

21.01.2026 11:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tainted Taint

12.01.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good chance they were lying (I used to work in-store and the call center reps were always making shit up to get the sale). On the other hand, at one point Comcast had updated their tiers and I spent a year paying more for a slower tier that no longer existed so sometimes upgrading works out.

12.01.2026 01:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like sliders for enemy health, player damage dealt, player damage taken. Nine Sols did a pretty good job with that. The game was still hard, but you could dial back how much damage you took in 10% chunks. I think damage dealt was the same.

06.01.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet they're taking inspiration from mobile games, which often have some sort of automated battle option. But that's generally for really grind-y, tedious stuff.

A combination of multiple difficulty sliders and accessibility settings would be better if we're trying to give people an easier time.

06.01.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

... you do realize there are cis women that don't fit your requirements, right? Your terfy bullshit also harms the very group you're trying to "protect."

01.01.2026 22:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You don't seem any less inflamed, generally. Did you add black pepper to activate the AI?

30.12.2025 05:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Garlic and death are two of my favorite flavors, I should get my hands on some.

29.12.2025 08:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk if they have similar stuff in Switzerland, but I tried mayo with fries and it was soooo bland. Most of the food I had there was pretty bland.

29.12.2025 07:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a plaid jacket with a sherpa collar is making a surprised face Alt: Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber, gagging.
29.12.2025 06:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Larian is not Sandfall.

17.12.2025 18:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty sure it works. His original goal was to prevent masturbation, and corn flakes make terrible lube.

11.12.2025 02:46 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I named my gallbladder right before I yeeted it. Its name was asshole.

11.12.2025 02:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turn the bow the other way next time.

09.12.2025 20:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That makes a lot more sense. If you're just looking for money (and want to stay in the industry?) then being an agent is a better bet. Unfortunately, no artist I've known has done it just for the money.

30.11.2025 02:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's me with birthdays. I know when someone's birthday is, I just don't know when *today* is.

29.11.2025 19:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He may have taken it a bit literally.

22.11.2025 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The latter is how I read it. My immediate reaction was "oh... they really thought they did something there, huh?"

09.11.2025 11:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought all the dumb quotes were the point of the image...

Jokes aside, I love that amongst all the "arguments" is "they'll grow out of it." Ok cool then where's the problem now fuck off bigot kthxbai.

08.11.2025 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0