Blåhaj is in stock at my local IKEA, but I am completely broke 😭
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Blåhaj is in stock at my local IKEA, but I am completely broke 😭
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How can anyone be proud of themself for intentionally misgendering someone? I accidentally misgendered a stranger last week and haven't stopped thinking about it 😭 Of course I immediately corrected myself, but I hope that I didn't mess up their day. You are beautiful and valid, dear stranger 🩵🏳️⚧️
Day 28 on T, and my mustache is getting noticeably darker
When crawling out of your seasonal depression hole at the end of winter, be sure to do as the groundhog and take your time lest you become overwhelmed by the shadow of what was left undone.
Women's History Month – March 28
Aliquippa, 1670-1754, Chief of the Seneca
The severity of my oath is indicated by the age of the gods I swear on
Why's he gotta look so good in black?
MFA is currently the bane of my existence.
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Blue Guy in a red t-shirt says: As a company, we are no longer supporting DEI Panel 2: A second, larger Blue Guy, also in a red t-shirt, yells: YEAH, SCREW DIVERSITY EQUITY AND INCLUSION Blue Guy 1 leans into shot and hisses: Don’t say the words out loud, you idiot Panel 3: Blue Guy 1: Going forward, we will be implementing FAM Panel 4: Blue Guy 2, yells: FUCK ALL MINORITIES Blue Guy 1, hisses: Fuckin’ SHHHHH
REMEMBER: if your company is no longer supporting DEI, ALWAYS USE THE ACRONYM
I lost my phone in Toronto, but it was still the best birthday I've ever had! I wish I could find the friends I made that night...
I arrived at the pharmacy 5 minutes before they opened and patiently got in line. Someone approached me demanding "What's going on here?!" to which I simply replied "They're just not open yet." He huffed as if that was the most absurd thing he'd heard all year. Sir, their hours are clearly posted.
ADHD: I forgot that I was going to make a burrito. I forgot that I was going to make toast. I ordered a (free!) pizza.
Autism: smelling the accident before you see it
Repost if you agree!
Sick of being asked why I got a COVID shot. Would you not change your turn signal when it burns out just because it doesn't affect how your car drives? Ffs, I wish people could care about anyone but themself.
New merch drop?
I'm so over being independent out of necessity. Oh, how I long to be taken care of, even if just for one day....
Most millennials I know are disappointed that it's NOT hitting us. We're all ready for a mass extinction event.
Patrick and I aren't friends; not after what he did to those snakes.
All of February, we need to #boycott all of these horrible companies that have abandoned their #dei programs to lick the boots of 🍊 Palpatine.
#bluecrew #resist #goodtrouble #blueresisters
🙏 Goddess Oya, please escort your namesake to peace today. Please help her sisters and I celebrate her life and mourn her passing. Please make her transition as painless as possible, and take away all of the pain that she's been living with. 🙏
i try to talk to strangers on the internet like we are chatting in line at the grocery store together. some of u talk to strangers on the internet like you are having active road rage at all times
I think about this tweet constantly
Buzz Hickey, a bald man with a white goatee wearing a blue button-up shirt and a party hat, stands in front of a small mirror in his office. Text in front of him reads "Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops."
It's absolutely willful
How will you find the fortitude to punch that Nazi when you don’t even have the strength to delete a Nazi’s app from your phone?
Hooray! Chances of hitting earth doubled. Now if only we could scootch up the timeline...
