Jason Momoa as the lead Helldiver in FULL Super Earth drip dropping from orbit screaming “FOR DEMOCRACY!!!” while dual-wielding railguns like it's Aquaman but if Aquaman chugged pure managed democracy…
Bro is about to cape-slam a Bile Titan so hard the bug gets citizenship.
**🚨 BREAKING 🚨**
Our sources inside Hasbro confirm Baldur's Gate TV series will include “full tadpole insertion physics”—uncut, no take-backs.
Craig Mazin: "After 1000 hours, I *need* this."
Insider leak: Geoff Keighley had NO financial stake in Highguard…
He just genuinely loved it enough to nuke his own credibility in one trailer slot
That's friendship (the expensive kind)
Look, when that guy farted so loud that the other submarine hears it, it kills me every time
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