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phila, pa | PMA | NO JERKS | opinions my own unapologetic Wout van Aert supporter

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the beautiful game amirite

11.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

woof lol

Galatasaray 1 - 0 Liverpool
Atleti 5 - 2 Spurs
Newcastle United 1 - 1 Barcelona
Leverkusen 1 - 1 Arsenal
PSG 5 - 2 Chelsea
Real Madrid 3 - 0 Manchester City

11.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

may not be important (or still true) but this guy went super pro-evangelical christian awhile ago, i unfollowed so not sure if they're still owned by the same guy and if they're still promoting that stuff. just a little word of warning (always loved the sock design though)

11.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defeet has fun designs in most material offerings, plus they fit well and are made down in NC.

11.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was so shit climbing today that i had to enjoy the free speed of the downhills while i had em :) the Wiss is just all up and down, it's fun but if you're out of shape or on a shit day, it gets to you real fast. i cut the loop pretty early on cuz i was shit but still more fun than working

11.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my goal of tying everyone into the coach mustard cinematic universe is working

11.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was bone dry, like almost weirdly mid-summer bone dry. a little moisture over the next few days will be make it perfect! i may try again on Sunday, though i am still totally fucked from a century last Sunday. every one of those little climbs kicked my ass.

11.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these are just a smooth and groovy parts, gets nice and chunky in some areas. really good representation of PA trails at large if you ask me!

11.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can't tell if this is sarcasm or not since i make this exact post almost every time i ride a mtb here. hehe

11.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
my arm holding the handle of a white bike looking at the Henry Ave bridge at the Wiss

my arm holding the handle of a white bike looking at the Henry Ave bridge at the Wiss

my arm holding the handle of a white bike looking at a little pine section of the woods

my arm holding the handle of a white bike looking at a little pine section of the woods

looking north from the Wiss up Lincoln Dr. from Lovers Leap

looking north from the Wiss up Lincoln Dr. from Lovers Leap

a white bicycle laying in a rock garden at the Wiss

a white bicycle laying in a rock garden at the Wiss

Philadelphia definitely doesn't suck for mountain biking

played hookie for an hour or so around lunch to get out before on the trails while their good before shit weather sets in tomorrow and Friday.

11.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i kinda wonder when people are going to realize it's not just annoying seeing ticks and mosquitos less than a week since it was got above record low temps, but alarming and concerning.

11.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really hard to disagree with hard data.

open streets is better for people and businesses.

11.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'd be ok if i never heard anyone say "ja*n" ever again

11.03.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
traffic lined up for a mile or two on MLK Drive in Fairmount Park in Philadelphia

traffic lined up for a mile or two on MLK Drive in Fairmount Park in Philadelphia

ripping through a cloud of exhaust on MLK last night :(

11.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just watched a waymo run a red light on ridge in 15

10.03.2026 12:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
me in a white bicycle helmet grammin a spicy orange bodega cat

me in a white bicycle helmet grammin a spicy orange bodega cat

someone caught me in my natural habitat: outside in my underwear snapping a photo of a sidewalk/bodega cat shortly after arriving to New York by bike on Sunday.

10.03.2026 10:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 99 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Former Crew players Yaw Yeboah, Derrick Jones given lifetime MLS bans for sports gambling Former Crew players Yaw Yeboah, Derrick Jones have been banned from MLS for betting on games, including their own.

i would like to know more about bettors talking to athletes.

in my mind it's one thing to an athlete to bet on themselves.

it's a whole other for betters to be talking to athletes.

nuke betting (and prediction markets) now.

09.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
front facing view of the philadelphia art museum
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front facing view of the philadelphia art museum n

looking down the ben franklin parkway from the second landing on the art museum stairs

looking down the ben franklin parkway from the second landing on the art museum stairs

sometimes you have to take an afternoon off work, take a long walk, & be a tourist in your own city.

09.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

makes me think a 3-4 day tour from Philly later this summer where would be rad. leave CC and ride out then take train back. end at spot w. food/beer

Day 1: PHL > Bucks Co (SEPTA from Doylestown)
Day 2: PHL > Lancaster (AMTRAK)
Day 3: PHL > Wilmington (SEPTA or AMTRAK)
Day 4: PHL > NYC (AMTRAK)

09.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe you just need a Wawa pretzel at like hour 4 to push past hours 5, 6, and maybe 7?

prior to yesterday's ride, i hadn't ridden more than 3.5 hours and yet after 3.5 hours to 6 hour i felt incredible. long pulls, no HR spikes. maybe it was the vibes but maybe also it was just the pretzel???

09.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will honestly probably regret this but

09.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

update: i hit send. yolo

09.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
steven crist making a remarkable observation on NWS report saying all cities in the Mid Atlantic hit 70ยฐ yesterday

steven crist making a remarkable observation on NWS report saying all cities in the Mid Atlantic hit 70ยฐ yesterday

someone convince me not to hit reply.

09.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

current vibe in my friends pro cycling group text

09.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i also wonder what would happen in the reverse situation... it'd probably end up on the morning cycle of Newsmax

09.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that stuff didn't get me like what we have up here in (in Columbus and Philadelphia). it was just kinda, everywhere lol

09.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and i don't care what a rodent says, what the calendar says, what the forecast says, or what meteorologist say...

spring starts when the allergy pills come out. full stop.

09.03.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cracked open the generic, CVS branded blue allergy pills this morning...

last week it was below freezing.

ladies and gentlemen, it is spring.

09.03.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after yesterday's century+ to New York, i think i want to ride longer distances, with friends, & for fun this year.

it was just an absolutely enjoyable 6 hours with rad folks, working hard, and crackin jokes eating junk.

09.03.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
manhattan form staten island ferry

manhattan form staten island ferry

statue of liberty in the distance

statue of liberty in the distance

riding through didi

riding through didi

two slices of pizza from Johnnyโ€™s lower east side

two slices of pizza from Johnnyโ€™s lower east side

km167-170

FIN

08.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0