Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
Subject: Forget Something In Your Cart? I Have A Gun In My Mouth And I Will Do It
Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo
Zohran Mamdani received more first-round votes (432,305) than Andrew Cuomo received total votes after ranked choice voting (428,530).
That means more people ranked Zohran first than ranked Cuomo anywhere on their ballot (without ranking Zohran above him).
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
meme of three guys at the bar greeting their friend with ‘here comes trouble’ ‘looks like they’ll let anyone in here’ ‘there he is’
the orcs when grond shows up
*boygenius voices* always an uncle never a dad
so…is there a MR-13?
red lentil yellow lentil red lentil yellow lentil
dissolving my psyllium husk in wine tonight as a fun experiment for outside the laboratory
jeepers creepers where’d you get those peepers
shining like the sun
smiling, having fun
bofa deez beppo
it’s a very cheeky monkey new year
if jack johnson were a grad student he’d be like, “well i was readin’, teachin’, writin’, gradin’, workin’, cryin’, sobbin’, pukin’”
who tummy hurt
my apple watch just warned me of loud environment in the intermission between the opener and GWAR
cat!
is calling my cat “hunty” problematic if i don’t actually know what it means and am too nervous to look it up
noooo don’t fuck the text man for texts you’re so sexy aha
would anyone here like a bluesky invite code
lmao ok well hi again here i guess? this tweet was 9 years old
Bobo Denkirk
shoot for the stars. the worst that can happen is you land on the moon
