They only want you when you’re seventeen
When you’re twenty-one
you serve cunt
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They only want you when you’re seventeen
When you’re twenty-one
you serve cunt
…and take a shit while holding hands
Anything to NOT tax Billionaires more, AMIRITE?
For the love of the game, as they say.
Just missed him at a reading near me a few weeks ago and I can’t overstate the pain I felt the moment I realized I’d missed it
A long-haired man about to jump through a wedding cake
Rubbing shoulders with the classics
♪ Don’t Stancil close to me ♪
Radio Shack/Realistic ™ AM/VHF Aircraft Jetstream radio
Just like I knew when I would talk at this radio, the pilots on the other end could actually hear me
Plans foiled after I was heard snickering loudly as my prey got closer to my box marked “TRAP” with the stick holding it open
Perhaps the snack warded off the vampire?
Maybe you should TRY to do SOMETHING about it?
Four most recent watches: The Steamroller and the Violin Hamnet Titicut Follies Rabbit Trap
Michael Bluth looking into a bag and then looking up, distraught
Vagazzled chicken
Sorry, because you’re worried that toddlers will seek out unregulated, black market AI toys?
Do those technocrats know the ones who pay their private security forces the lowest are gonna be the ones to be overthrown and eaten first (aside from maybe Elon getting Ides of March’d first)?
"These technologies are dangerous societally," Karp continued. "The only justification you could possibly have would be that if we don't do it, our adversaries will do it. And we will be subject to their rule of law.... Why is it that we're absorbing the risk of disrupting the very fabric of our society, including the most powerful parts of our society, if it's not because it's about maintaining our ability to be American in the near term and long term?"
Totally incoherent, throwing spaghetti at the wall
It’s a good thing he’s a deranged idiot and that shit won’t actually do what he promises.
♪ I told the wrist doctor
his name means “jerking off”
I told the wrist doctor
he took it pretty rough
I told him,
“Goon”
means
jerking off
Goon
means
crankin on yer hog now
“Goon” means
jerking off
and then he told me don’t come back!
♪
Rubio’s too big shoes
Kristi Noem’s lip fillers
“I think I fell in with the right wing as an aesthetic choice"
The aesthetic choice
Shes True Til Death, Ride Or Die for fascism
I know it’s near cliche to mention @veryimportant.lawyer ‘s unified theory of American reality, but it continues to perfectly label this shit.
The only thing that could top it is if he said “Ninjas” or claimed to have hired a fictional action movie character to train them instead.
gesundheit!
TBF, on paper he’s really annoying. And, for a not insignificant amount of people, aurally, too.
Deedee Megadoodoo
Hmmmm bsky.app/profile/beuk...
Simpsons scene of a Dem convention, with banners that read “WE HATE LIFE AND OURSELVES” and “WE CAN'T GOVERN!”
Real “WE HATE LIFE AND OURSELVES!” “WE CAN’T GOVERN!” office hours
Make them convey the sense that they’re looming. LOOMING.
Two panels. Top panel: a 1990 News broadcast. A woman with curly hair is telling a news story about a demolition site in Philly where the workers discovered a massage parlor called Chic 2 among the ruins. The chyron in the upper right corner reads “SEX HOUSE” and shows a woman in a bikini or bra Bottom panel: Kristy the Klown, standing among other Springfieldians in the background, with Maude Flanders in the foreground, says “SEX HOUSE? I GUESS THEY TORE THAT PLACE DOWN”
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