She

I always need to clean my glasses

Amazing tree!

Oh fuck yeah

Sis I am ✌🏻working from home✌🏻 and by that I mean sitting in a comfy chair eating goldfish crackers bc I am fucking tapped.

I am INTERESTED IN THIS

Would.

It does 😏

Well, I would blow you if given the opportunity.

making out in missionary could fix me

I appreciate the positive feedback, was nervous 😬

Today’s accomplishments:

1. Rub a couple out ⚡️⚡️
2. Breakfast & coffee
3. Put laundry on
4. Protest fascism downtown at ICE HQ
5. Pick up groceries
6. Make some tea
7. Bubble bath (pictured)

I know how to assemble this. Blindfolded.

Why are men.

See you in the streets, darlings ✊🏻🖕🏻🧊

Yeah that would do it 🫦

I’ll do it for the plot

I mean okay if that’s what it takes to win 😏

@notthatquinnocent.bsky.social

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I unabashedly and with extra chalant went full on Tex Avery Wolf today. My scroll was a sorority house pajama pillow fight. Everyone is hot and so fkn sexy and soft/hard as necessary and bursting all relevant seams. Consider yourselves utterly objectified and grinded upon ad orgasmi.
🫦⚡️💋

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😈💋

Bbgrl you should have seen my face when this pic hit me 👑🫦

Oh I know this neckline.

Hey girl hey 😏

Well that’s a wrap on my workday. See all y’all in 42 minutes ▶️

I love this for us. Let me know if you need any help with any of this. I can be very nimble when necessary.

Girl you know I want in on this.

DAMN

Ma’am. 🔥.

did they turn you on?

did they get you off?

tip them.

I love 🦋

PUT AWAY YOUR THROWING STARS, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.