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Honestly, based on past experience, I was expecting pizza that was assembled at home from a bunch of standard, store-bought components, EXCEPT for a bizarre custom "sauce" that was made from scratch and was completely unhinged.

12.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Telling a little lie about numbers, call that a fibonacci.

12.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Taxonomical gripes aside, I'm also bummed because I could eat the pizza if they hadn't added the cheddar πŸ˜•

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the higher-ups at work proudly announced there would be homemade pizza in the break room (there's a little oven in there).

Dear reader, they bought frozen pizzas and bags of shredded cheddar to sprinkle on them.

12.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm curious about the rationale here, care to elaborate?

12.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why?
Well, I watched The Princess Bride a lot, and Westley died, and Buttercup said she died that day too, and then they were back as a pirate and princess. And then I also saw a couple pieces of a Bond film where some guy got iced in his apartment but then later he was back as a super spy.

2/2

12.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am reminded of how baby-me became convinced that movies all shared a world, and in that world, if a normal boring person died they could come back as a cooler version of themselves and be the hero of a movie.

1/2

12.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope video games never solve this issue; the common shared experience of NPC pathfinding insanity is one of the most universal bonds among gamers, we've all been there

12.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
pokopia comic
Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center
Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center
Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

🐒 #pokopia

12.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 5040 πŸ” 929 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 27

To be clear, I wasn't talking about the same card you just pulled, I was just speaking generally, in response to your "how's it going" prompt.

12.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the Most Fun Things Ever is to discover that someone has opposite opinions on the trolley problem and Tuvix, and then inform them that they're the same scenario.

12.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's like, 4 cards from the last couple of sets that I can't get anyone to trade me 😭

11.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket. It shows the two cards mentioned in the post.

Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket. It shows the two cards mentioned in the post.

#PokemonTCGPocket

Trade Request!

I'm looking for Mega Gardevoir EX and Teal Mask Ogerpon EX from Fantastical Parade.
Open to ♦️♦️♦️♦️ or ⭐⭐ versions, either way is fine!

Let me know what you want below.

Friend code:
3883110680660648

08.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

new reaction image just dropped

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies . Alt: A man in a military uniform looks concerned as he speaks. Subtitle reads, "Are we the baddies?"

looking forward to the resulting confusion when people deploy this gif:

11.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mario (bumping into a goomba and losing the last of his health): "Pawka Pia!"

11.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking to get your Sona hand painted on a magic card? (Or pokemon card?)
I paint those! Commission Pricelist pinned to my page!

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

...does "baddie" mean something different than it used to?

11.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pronouncing Pokopia like it rhymes with Mamma Mia until Nintendo sends me a cease & desist.

11.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

i was staring confusedly at "attributes skills" for way too long

11.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level

11.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2824 πŸ” 811 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 18

Just checked the bank account before heading to the grocery and oooooooof. A payment we thought wouldn't come out did, in fact, come out and there's basically a crater there now.

If you can spare some $$, we'd really appreciate it.

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Tracy-Barnett-11

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

11.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 3838 πŸ” 1250 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 46
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with a beard making a funny face . Alt: Blinking man meme. It's a close-up of a man blinking in calm surprise at something.
11.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait, you mean when you were talking about this recently it was already extremely late? i thought it was new!

11.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Started a fresh play file on Animal Crossing the other day and all the trees are covered in ass emojis.

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this excellent cover raises the startling question: what does Brian Bolland think a taco is

10.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 473 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 6

It's cool that you're thinking so broadly, I think a lot of people in gaming spaces are so focused on one type that their ideas start to lack perspective.

10.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Hey’ came before β€˜hi,’ and β€˜hi' came before β€˜hello.’

β€˜Hi’ is most likely a variant of β€˜hey.’

β€˜Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 6437 πŸ” 1183 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 152