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ugh i want a cheese burger

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

Hard not to take it personally when people call animal control every time I go running

What's the saying, "if you meet the Buddha on the road, no you didn't it's an AI deepfake look at the background"?

Mina Kimes talking about a pig looking into frame followed by Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.b... • 1h Jim Halpork over here. ... Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.s... • 1h Josh, can you talk about the decision to go for Halpork and not Hampert here? Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social Follow Would love to. I thought Hampert is a better visual joke (just changing one letter) but Halpork sounds closer to Halpert than Hampert does, to me! (I did almost go with Ham Halpert though!)

This is just what you like to see on here

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse

a Richard Scarry drawing of a pig driving what is captioned as a green pickle car

that's it I'm getting the fuck out of here

not today low sodium soup things are already bleak enough

Desperate to make a world good enough that politics stops being everyone’s personality

You could say that would require an unearthly large caliber chamber

Hello sharks. Today I am seeking $50,000 so I can just vibe for a bit. #sharktank #needmoney

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

I hope that “quiet piggy” are the last words he hears whispered into his ear by the nurse as she squirts his morphine onto the floor. #fucktrump #quietpiggy

if daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri then why can’t zachary be spelled like zaiquiri

arachnophobia?? dawg who cares if two spiders get married it doesn't affect you #loveislove

A BBL payment plan is crazy. Now u workin yo ass off to pay yo ass off.

I have #ADHD. My hobbies include starting hobbies.

“NOT dishwasher safe”

Me: You’ll be ok just do your best in there

What if I made a meatloaf in a Bundt pan and called it a meathole? #itswhatsfordinner #bundtcake #meatloaf

i’m simultaneously tired of this grandpa and aware that thats too dang bad

So now that Daylight Savings has changed, are all the kids going to be running around saying “5,6” now? #dls #sixseven

I just got Vox Machina and Ex Machina confused by accident.

kinda f*cked up how as you get older your fall damage multiplier increases

I always feel like I should explain 75% of my posts after I post them.

I think my fridge might be broken it keeps spoiling all the vegetables

[at Arby's] may i please have two roast beeves