Dockers ✨️

No 😎

All your fault this

The Gorton and Denton result is fantastic for several reasons, but easily the funniest one is that the Tories got so few votes that they LOST THEIR DEPOSIT.

I know I'm quite tall but all womens tops seem to be cropped these days and I'm running out of places to shop. Is this fashion now 😂

Yeah but not so i'm miserable. Can still eat chocolate etc but normal person amounts instead of full family size bars

I still eat biscuits 🤪

They'll go back down soon when the new pill comes out

Feel free to DM slide if you have any questions - and if it helps i've been absolutely fine apart from mild heartburn when i moved up a dose, but it settled

I could eat 1200 cals a day and hardly lose anything, even weighing out food etc. I eat more than that now and still lose weight. Its honestly a miraculous drug for people like me

Nothing. Mounjaro has done it. It was a big reason for taking it even if i didn't lose weight! I do generally eat well though to be fair and i don't drink

Inflammation from my chronic pain condition has reduced by 50%, absolutely mental scenes

4 stone down in 6 months, literally didn't think it was possible with my PCOS...and I still get to eat mini eggs 🤯😂

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

We get it, I'm old

If Onana had made a mistake like Lammens did last night, he'd have been a wreck and let about 5 in. But not our boy Senne 😎

I'm down 4 stone since August, zero regrets about doing a Pep 😂

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Sorry I'm late

I BET HE'S SWEATING NOW

etc etc, just pretend I was here the whole time

I need to know who in case I still associate with them pls thanks

Horrible isn't it 😭 the girls do little butt wiggles and everything when they see people!

People who walk past my dogs and don't smile at them can fuck off

There's no greater drain on resources than a useless billionaire that doesn't pay taxes but wants government handouts.

"Immigrants cost the UK too much money" cool, pay your taxes

Ah, great, Jim Ratcliffe isn't just a tosser but also a huge racist

He's always been perfect x

Match of the Day 4 weeks in a row!!!

I'll get one now 😂

What a man.

Just this, all the time