Noyan

Fuck, need you to visit Portland nowwww

I put frequently put my mouth on strangers genitalia so when I SAY that flip flops are disgusting to wear in the city everyone should listen

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arm!!!

You know, sometimes I guess I do see how much muscle I’ve put on and in a moment of clarity, feel happy about my body 🥺

WINNN

I love that song

Ooooo i dumb

Mf your last post before today was SIX MONTHS AGOOO

Hi!!!🤭🤭

YAY NICHOLAS IS BACK

Post pneumonia chest pump btw

Literally the only thing in my head the past couple days has been “Boots, that’s my ego boost, schedule ain’t been loose for a minute. Yeah I’m that girl, I’ve been it” and the riff after

It’s so embarrassing being a man (derogatory) who likes other men (derogatorier)

My shiny Charmander in Fire Red is a female and like in my head Charizard is a boy so I’m kinda sad but still happy it only took around 15 hours!!

I have pneumonia!! What the fuck!!

If only you had an oomf who got free bags of coffee from work whenever and could give you some 🤷🏻‍♂️😏

Don’t, I’ll k*s!

I only speak of the truth!

Think SA2B

I have a 100% file on my GC copy because the new ports are lowkey worse in a lot of ways and I prefer the GC controller vastly to anything else but I see absolutely no point in playing Sonic Gens on a 360 nowadays

There are exceptions, if the remaster is handheld only then I’ll consider the OG as a separate entity (think OoT) simply because “big TV oooaa” but 9/10 it comes down to “does the game run better/faster? Yes? Cool the og is garbage now”

If its JUST a resolution upgrade it really depends on console

Im also someone who’ll take a dogshit resolution if it means 60 frames though so I think that says a lot about my preference

Thousand Year Door’s Remaster for example is an anomaly, on one hand it has a lot of QOL stuff but they literally lowered the framerate for NO reason

Not to say if you cant afford the newer version, you shouldn’t play the OG but 9/10 (idk if this applies to Prime funnily enough) the newer versions have a higher framerate and I’d rather DIE than to play a game on an inferior frame rate

Emulation is tricky tho

My toxic trait is that I judge people who play OG versions of games that have “definitive” remasters so hard because my OCD only lets me play the “best version” in case I want a definitive save file so when I see people play Metroid Prime on a GC for example it IRKS my soul

What do you mean… It’s from 2006, Atari 2600s still work why’d a DS Lite die without an underlying cause 😭

The #1 issue is usually the batteries going bad and you can get replacements for <$15 on Amazon even!

I wish I had “goes to my ass” fat genes and not “makes my pecs look like moobs” fat genes because the moment I gain 5lbs I feel like my chest is so round and I know that’s LITERALLY part of the process but also eww body dysmorphiaaaa

I often forget WR64 exists because the sequel is always my go to instead

Jordan!!!