Frankie Boyle. No idea what I said that managed to offend him. Never even tweeted at him. #BlockTheTreac
11.03.2026 18:33
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Frankie Boyle. No idea what I said that managed to offend him. Never even tweeted at him. #BlockTheTreac
Today feels very much like a Kristin Hersh/Throwing Muses day. Bring on THAT voice.
Michael Winner. For calling him a fat name dropping cunt. He took offence to me calling him fat. I think i managed, "Ok, you're a svelte name dropping cunt" before he blocked me.
"So, Joey, what's your handicap?"
"I'm a violent bellend with literally no redeeming features."
"No. I mean, what do you play off?"
"A tee."
"Tit.
Aquaphobia. noun
(akwΙΛfΙΚbiΙ)
a strong and unreasonable fear of shite Scandi pop music.
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Caveat Skemptor. noun.
(From Latin)
Beware of buying cars off wools.
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Nev was miles better but they both have that ability to make the extraordinary look ordinary. Truly blessed to watch both at their absolute peak.
I bought a revitive medic to try and help reduce night cramps in my stroke leg. It's helped with that and definitely improved my circulation too. Plus I can cosplay as a Guantanamo Bay torture victim if I whack it up to 11.
Pilot is having a whale of a time.
Taxi dad. It is freezing cold. It is foggy as fuck. That is all
Big up da Grackle massive
Bravo. Or braveuwe
Gonna make a film entirely using AI. Get it to write the script. Create the shots. Make the music. Edit it. Do the artwork. Not sure whether to call myself Wes AInderson or Francis Ford Co-pilot.
Get creative. Get nasty. Get siege mentality. I am 100000% convinced we enjoyed the relegation coach welcome days more than the trophy winning days. It suits our fucked souls more.
Oh. And carry an Egyptian Dog god around the stadium.
Spurs fans have a real opportunity to connect with their players now. Welcome the coaches, flares aots, Richy going sick, dragging results from the embers of a season and finding mutual respect with the club again. When you want to boo. Stop. Cheer louder instead. It becomes intoxicating.
I missed the Beluga flying overhead though. Need to sneak a better camera in
Played it behind his neck. With his teeth. Some effort that like
I saw them supporting 8 Mile Radius in Toronto in '72. Death Folk band. The electric zither player did a 20 minute solo that got a sitting ovation.
He was designed in a lab, specifically to piss me off
And now Rossie has kicked off screaming to an empty stadium. I'm on the concourse and the cunt is going through me already.
Goosed ankle thanks to parking half a mile away from the ground and having to walk here. Meanwhile, about a quarter of the car park where the blue badgers park, is empty. Still, my ankle will grow back.
C C C CUCUMBER
C C C CABBAGE.....
Is today another day dominated by Talk Talk, Echo and The Bunnymen, The Cure and Cocteau Twins? You bet yo ass it is. Might even lash the Paleys on later.
Get To Falkirk!
For those who think I'm making this shit up.
www.instagram.com/reel/DVG8UIZ...
Bravo
24 Hour Pissy People
Don't want a Loose Fit there
