Candy_Grapes

Hua Cheng you lucky bastard

OMGGGG this is so tender <33333

*FxMq watching xl rub hcs horns affectionately*

Feng Xin: glances over at Mq

Mu Qing: don’t you fucking dare

He’s stunning!!!!

Pouty Xie Lian bc he’s sick and stuck in bed. Hua Cheng making it a little better by giving his gege a show
(up to you what the show is)

And both sl and hc have intense brushing routines to get their hair to lay ~just right~ on their bodies.
Wu Ming doesn’t really care as long as his bangs are in his face so he never gets to use the bathroom at a reasonable hour. Unbeknownst to the other two, sometimes Gege lets wm use His bathroom

A-Lian hehehe

Oh noooooo he’s naked and vulnerable oh noooo

*xl with a bib on, rubbing his hands together deviously*

Post milking sesh Hua Cheng: panting heavily, tongue lolling out. He wants to wipe his face and clean up a bit so Gege doesn’t have to deal with it but xl is two steps ahead
XL: awww baby it’s ok, you look so pretty like this *softly wiping around hcs mouth and kissing the flat of his big tongue

Perfect! I was already thinking of the ‘milk’ as a stand in for spiritual energy and this is much better! Poor xl before the Bullhuas show up, everyone avoids his produce bc they are worried that his bad luck will taint the supply :(
Now the hybrids are smug bc they know they got Gege covered

Then hc and sl bicker a little more and Moo Ming gets to sliidddeee in a win bestest boy of the day. Gege is just happy to be there

I’m sorry!!!! Next time I have a writing moment I’ll add it for sure.

It’s ok San Lang! Don’t let the big bully cow get you down! A few days later, Xie Lian mysteriously finds a recipe for a new eye cream but it requires milk that only Spotted Cows can provide.. oh my.. how did this get here?

Sensational. They get embarrassed but xl is the furthest from complaining that a person can get

Random idea to incorporate more of the magical element into @spffnity.bsky.social hybrid harem. Just for fun and brainstorming

It would never be as effective as the generous donations his boys contribute. xl knows that the reason they are able to provide such hearty magic to his crops is bc every time they cum for their Gege, they are adding love to the mix

been longer or shinier. His skin glows like crazy. While he is a comfortable age, everyone who meets him always assumes his in his late teens.

While Xie Lian is happy that he has found a great way for his boys to help out on the farm, he believes that even if another hybrid came to offer his gifts

Hua Cheng’s milk is by far the most reliable, it works on mostly anything and is the easiest to use as a potion ingredient. While it does work on his produce… Xie Lian has a secret guilty pleasure of using it in his cooking. Who says a farmer doesn’t count as part of the Earth? Geges hair has never

Wu Ming’s offerings had the best results on geges grain field. Since he gifts soooo much to his farmer every time he comes to collect, it can be spread over vast swaths of land. The other non hybrid animals (chickens etc) go crazy for the crops they produce.

It took some trial and error but they found that San Langs milk worked best on his strawberry patch, creating large and delightfully juicy strawberries. (since this is a world with magic, I’m envisioning the strawberry patch from the 2003 strawberry shortcake)

the daily milk he received from his 3 special helpers.

The thought of selling these potions came up, but
1. The thought of sharing the fruit of his boys labour made him slightly jealous
2. What would that mean for hybrids on crueler farms

than their saliva or tears. It actually greatly surprises xl bc… they make so much of it… daily… all the time.. and it’s delightful to milk. Had no one thought to do this before???

Instead of a typical fertile earth potion,which got its potency from cow hybrid saliva, Farmer Gege made his from

why Farmer Xie’s crops do especially well.

Xie Lian knows that a lot of the towns folk find him and his little farm odd, but he would rather move out entirely than share his special secret to magical plants.

The secret is just that the spend from bull hybrids is 10000x more effective on plants

Everyone knows that he has a few hybrids helping him out bc the cute little one comes by to promote and the big red one makes sure that everyone pays their fair share, but that doesn't offer many clues.
Sure farms with hybrids on them do well when it comes to yields, but that doesn't explain

Xie Lian being the #1 Produce Farmer in all the land.
People flock to the stalls he sets up at the end of every week to completely buy out his stock. There is constant gossip surrounding his farm bc... how does he get his vegetables so robust and his fruits so juicy??

why Farmer Xie’s crops do so well.

What xl doesn’t want to share is that he does have a special farming method that he discovered when he first found Hua Cheng.

Bull hybrids are closely tied to the Earth, they have stronger magic than even a powerful human potions master

Everyone knows that he has a few hybrids helping him out bc the cute little one comes by to promote and the big red one makes sure that everyone pays their fair share, but that doesn’t offer many clues. Sure farms with hybrids on them do well when it comes to yields, but that doesn’t explain

San Lang is so real for that. HC wasn’t super excited bc he too was planning on scheming his way into Geges bed….He will have to go back to the drawing board :(

Wu Ming hears some commotion but lil dude knows he has a lot of work in the morning and he’ll get his turn later so he just rolls over to sleep a little longer

*possibility*
San Lang being in the same room, freshly milked, half-asleep. He rolls over to spoon XL from behind while he services HC on his side. BullFafas hands in Xie Lians ~and~ San Langs hair

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
It’s impossible for me to imagine a Xie Lian that doesn’t have an oral fixation. It’s grounding for him and very enriching for his bulls.
HC slowly fucking XLs mouth and when he’s a little more awake, Gege reaching around to pull lightly at the base of his tail