Midnightlibrarian

You don't know me enough to nail this.

The coolest part of the day is watch WotC PR cover for the fact there was a prerelease held for a Thiel associated defense contractor.

Real cowabummer.

#mtg #tmnt

I already didn't want to play with 80% of tourney grinders but I got to see 20% of my favorite people.

Now we just play online and proxy.

I miss when we had a president who didn't do performative masculine things but just laid his dick on a couple shoulders.

That was a truly Great Society.

Obscure ASOIAF lore: Sweetfoot lived out her days at New Barrel, succumbing to equine diabetes in the winter of 219 AC. #akotsk #got

The weirdest thing about modern TV fandoms is the pedantic idiot.

No, I don't think pedantry is idiotic. I'm talking about the dude who will argue a very obscure point... that was answered in the episode. Or not remember major character names.

We need better nerds.

Nobody, Normal, Bob Odenkirk will release a new action movie in 2029 called STEVE at this rate.

He's touching my stones til he violates my hogline.

I did get a few more licks in (and broke a breaker box with their head) so the ISS was necessary. Never felt the need to fight after and the kid died before our 10th reunion... still being the same piece of shit he was because nobody else kept it up.

As someone who had a similar situation happen in high school? Serving that ISS was the sweetest taste on my lips and the essay got me into a good school.

Good for him. Where's the GFM for knuckle ice and the (kid friendly) beverage of his choice?

Watching an MTG creator say we shouldn't be political and then a couple days later say we should all chill on talking about the Files shows me their 'guys, it's just a game it's not that deep' will always be the excuse that hides the fist.

Watching a magic the Gathering creator complain about how people are too mean for 'political differences' then drop a video telling folks to ignore the Epstein Files a day or two later is hilarious.

Making Bovino's favorite to celebrate his demotion if anyone wants to help and come.

Dresden Files: Twelve Months in gif synopsis (no spoilers, even if you haven't read it)

Twelve Months thoughts to ch. 19 as memes (spoilers)

The reason why the new season of The Pitt feels weird is that, so far, it feels less like what season 1 was and more like how season 1 was perceived. As-is? Crossing fingers on improvements.

The cases feel like they're hitting ED'S greatest hits, ER in 2026, frontloaded.

Sometimes tiktok is worth it.

Spice your rum.
Like cherry juice? Cola? Wanna make a kombuchtail? As long as it tastes good *to you* do it!

Alcohol & home alteration is so easy, and if we didn't have absurd laws on it you'd have millions of distillers and thousands of recipes.

Prohibition destroyed so many interesting foodways.

My guests for the holiday weekend

A new adventure begins... lets see how much I remember from 20 years ago on this part 😄

I've had this stuck in my head for a few hours... Male abstinence encouragement media.

Feeling a little Beta Gen 2 Pichu today

Buying herbs in bulk at 3am end up with you getting great deals... and having multiple pillows of peppermint 😄

The macerate can be distilled and remacerated in the spent nibs adding ⅓ again your spice load and nibs.

Comes out Stark dark, drying and chocolate bitter. When paired 1:1 with 2:1 demerara syrup it tastes like a 70% cacao bar.

Creme de Cacao et vanile (trust the process):

Per 750ml of white spirit @ 50% abv for extraction:

75g dark roasted cacao nibs
75g light roasted " "
1 whole Madagascar Vanilla Bean, cracked
1 ½" medium Ceylon Cinnamon stick
1 allspice berry, lightly cracked
3 black peppercorns, " "

Mac 6-10 days

Twitter really is a place I only visit with relaxed sphincter.

7 edits and still community guidelined... on a fucking post on using GRAS preservatives at safe home levels.

I fucking hate tiktok

So inappropriate... he's from Chicago.

I love the Lord
But sometimes it's like that I love me more
I love the peace and I love the war
I love the seas and I love the shore
No love for no beach baby, that's law
But she doesn't see therefore, I spoil
I trick, I fall, run up in raw

8 days into the process and we're finally getting to the cool stuff. Applejack is finally mellowing, tequila notes sublimate into a fascinating floral note, rum still bringing it, and vodka is, well, vodka. The control for the experiment.

3 more weeks before tucking away for 1/month.