Chad Chitwood

Burnt ends to motivate the dog will wreak havoc on grocery bills.

Haha, yeah the fact he has the ability to hit the most ridiculous pitches does make me happy. The man refuses to walk, if he has to got a pitch on the bounce, so be it.

Just as the swallows return to Capistrano, Perez will swing at a first pitch that is throwing up a dirt trail.

Quoting Ivan Drago really completes the circle of this Administration being enamored with all bad things Russian.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I remember when Presidents thought going to war was a solemn decision and did so from the seat of government and not while on vacation at their personal resort.

To be fair, counting isn't an American strong suit either.

Everything else aside, why does it look like a low rent night club with a 3 dollar cover?

What none of us knew was that Jeff Bezos saw "Democracy Dies in Darkness" as an aspirational slogan for the Washington Post as opposed to a warning.

So, the days where the news was focused on the invasion of Venezuela are the only successful days she has had?

The Ted Cruz - served in airline bottles as you fly to Cancun to avoid the storms and power outages your constituents have to deal with.

"March for All Up in your Personal Business" might be the worst day of the year in D.C.

His winter travel is a more reliable indicator of a long winter than a groundhog but the groundhog has better political beliefs.

Honestly, I'd be more interested in the Broncos/Pats game if the Broncos signed Jason Statham and started him over Jarrett Stidham.

That not how any of this works!

If you don't count George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Monroe, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Paine, and Ethan Allen... then maybe a few people would fall into his category?

But who knows anything about the names above anyway? They didn't really do much

If something has educational value it's got to go.

You would think books are the most dangerous thing in the world right now.

Please God, just give me one day of CNN having to run stories on Buford the Swimming Pig turning ten years old and a squirrel infestation on campus leading to students getting pelted with nuts and peaches. Please. Just one day.

You know, we're always told we view the past with rose-tinted glasses & the olden days were never really that good, but I remember when journalists used to piss & moan about having to do human interest stories instead of hard news because there wasn't enough news to fill half an hour.

I miss that.

I have never unsubscribed from an email list so swiftly in my life.

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

I'm not sure they understand what they have started but everything should be renamed once this is all over.

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

Holy Toledo, I didn't know it was still legal to shorts socked!

Congress is giving him no reason not to think that way.

Who can forget that terrible misplay by Dill Zipner that cost the Yook Yarters the Morld Dernies?

Or Sucky F'nig Kent?

I thought AI would kill us all maliciously but no, AI will kill us the same way humanity would/could, through abject stupidity and overconfidence that said stupidity is correct.

Hey, they were only a year late on adding the Royals logo to the graphic!

It somehow managed to figure out the year nothing happened though!

Those St-Fanscisco Ardinals were a hell of a team though, would have loved to see them play the Logeles Hoston Dodgers Rangers.