Butthead: Wmm weener nugget.
Beavis: Nnnugget!
Butthead: Huh huh weener.
Beavis: You're a nugget!
Butthead: Shut up, weener nugget!
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Butthead: Wmm weener nugget.
Beavis: Nnnugget!
Butthead: Huh huh weener.
Beavis: You're a nugget!
Butthead: Shut up, weener nugget!
My lord, your Majesty, great poobah of Chickennuggistan, I most humbly submit my flag design.
No way he's just giving away money like that.
A broken horse is right twice a day, of course, of course.
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
#DailyBaphirmation
Wake up babe, there's a new alternative to "dag nabbit"!
M-x blackbox at its finest. #emacs
I am an idea man, dog!
#standup #comedy #funny #standupcomedy #jokes
rm -rf & kafferast
> Engage torment nexus? Y/N (N)
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Reporters should ask the administration -- if a foreign power bombed the United States, would they expect the American people to respond by suddenly demanding the Trump administration be removed from power, or would there be a different reaction?
Especially if the bombs had hit a girls' school?
#404
One is an unpopular octogenarian dictator leading a bunch of armed-to-the-teeth religious extremists, shooting protestors in the street, and threatening world peace, and the other is the late Ayatollah.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
Don't worry, T. Won't be no Iran war. They already did one in the 90's, so it's got double impunity or somethin'.
Snap, Crackle & Pop can suck my ass.
Sorry if I'm messing things up this is my first time living through a dystopia
It still makes me fucking sick to my stomach when my country is taking lives abroad, needlessly, without humanity, without any trace of justice, with the absolute emptiness of a monster, serial killer behavior, again, again, again, again, and here I am a citizen from almost any vantage complicit
Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
oh what, howard lutnick too, noo
who could have seen that coming
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.
Kitten sees all.
Kitten knows all.
Just saw the license plate:
KEG 00K
... and I'm going to take that as a message from Sir Terry.
A SKELATEN WHOSE COVERED IN CATS AND CAT HAIR , JUST BECUASE I LOOK LIKE A BUCH OF SHIT DONT THINK THAT MEANS IM GOOD AT MY LIFE OR IM DOING WELL IN OTHER WAYS , ITS POSSIBLE IF NOT COMMON FOR MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING THE SKELETEN IN THE PIC TO EAT SHIT IN EVERY AREA OF LIFE, BELOW AVERAGE INCOME, BELOW AVERAGE PERSONALTY, BELOW AVERAGE DIET, BUT TO A TREE YOU MOVE THROUGH SPACE LIKE A DAMB GHOST, TO A FALLEN LOG YOU ARE THE MASTER OF BEING UPRIGHT , TO A FROG YOU ARE THE DRYEST THING HES EVER SEEN, TO THE FROST ON EARLY SPRING GRASS YOU STEAM WITH WARMTH, GO INTO THE WOODS!!! GO INTO THE WOODS BEFORE THERE ALL GONE!!! GO INTO THE WOODS NOW!!!!!!!! DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
Been sleeping on a not-great bed for a good while now. Today we got a bed upgrade. Excited to take it for a zzz.
Goodnight, Brain.
Brain:
This one hits hard.
