Doug Smith

I can't believe we let sociopathic high school students run rampant through the Federal government.

What's he gonna do? Sue for definition of character?

He's really earning that FIFA Peace Prize, isn't he?

Hey, Brendan! Buddy! Remind me again what happened to all the lower level functionaries who enabled the Nazi regime when the Thousand Year Reich ended within a decade or so?

Yeah, there must be something wrong with people who use violence or the threat of violence against a civilian population to achieve their political ends.

Remember, it's NOT a war! It's Global Civilizational Total Excursion!

People spend money on porn?

Why?

Yeah, that's totally how gamblers think.

Who's this "we" you speak of?

And as a Californian, let me just say, Thanks!

'Vice President comes up to me. Big Vice President, strong Vice President, tears in his eyes, saying "Sir! Sir! I could never fill your shoes!"'

Lord knows, we don't want anyone mutilizated.

Grown-ass man never heard of batteries.

If given a choice of who to listen to - someone who tells you that attacking Iran could lead to bad negative consequences? Or someone who says "It'll all be over in a day or two!", which one will Trump listen to?

"The Great Gatsby" -> "The Adequate Gatsby"

"We're tough guys who don't care what people think, and also does this suit make my ass look fat?"

Secretary of Special Military Operation.

That Warrior Ethos again....

What demand to impose Sharia law? I've been hearing this shit for 20 years and nobody ever shows any EVIDENCE of anything.

I swear, they got together before each nomination and tried to figure out who the worst possible candidate would be. We'd be better off choosing names randomly from the phone book.

Oh, of course. I just think it's perfectly Trumpian to call attention to the weak spot.

Yeah, you could make those jokes with Bush because he was NOT a polished speaker. You couldn't make those jokes about Clinton, but you could make jokes about how his speeches kept going and going and going.

I can't remember which Bush didn't say it.

With their obliterated nuclear program that would take years to rebuild?

Alternative headline:

"Trump tells Iran how to inflict the greatest possible damage on America"

But it might work for us! YouTube video by Jesse Clark

"Thune warns it has never worked to pierce a filibuster."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po4a...

He should get the AI to summarize the books for him.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Sidney Carton does Charles Darnay a solid."

"Now, this is not the end. nor is it the beginning of the end. It is not even the end of the beginning. But it is, perhaps, the beginning of the end of the beginning." - Not Winston Churchill

What are you, some kind of Word Fascist?

"...will RAIN upon them...", dumbass!