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Glasses Porg Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social Denver I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this he/him

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umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel

10.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

10.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 2511 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 36

I have more sympathy for Iran than for the news media.

10.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 11518 πŸ” 2474 πŸ’¬ 240 πŸ“Œ 189

The producers had long abandoned the more fantastical parts of the books. It’s one of the few things that gives me some hope that whatever he does still write could be better than what the show gave us.

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Billy Corgan is proof that Maynard really could be Worse.

09.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that Muslims have been on this continent since the first arrival of non-Indigenous people. They were among the first generation of Americans, and have been here ever since.

09.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 8990 πŸ” 2899 πŸ’¬ 593 πŸ“Œ 140
My name is Marisa Kabas, and I'm an independent journalist who publishes The Handbasket. I'm reaching out about a matter that involves your team and that continues to trouble me.

In June of last year, Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press and I filed a FOIA lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police Department to compel them to release body camera footage from the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace. What followed was months of back and forth with their lawyers, arguing why it was in the public interest to release the un-redacted footage in its entirety. Though tiny segments were handed over, that wasn't enough: We wanted all of it.Β 

On February 18, 2026, a DC judge ruled in our favor, and your reporter Mark Segraves sent a kind note of congratulations that day. Then on Monday, March 2nd, the footage was handed over to me and excitedly announced I'd received it and would be reviewing it in the coming days and sharing what I learned. When Segraves emailed me this past Thursday asking for my phone number, I didn't think much of it. But when he called me just before 2pm on Friday to let me know NBC4 Washington would be airing a segment at 5pm, I grew concerned.Β 

Segraves said he'd obtained some of the footage via a FOIA request that week after he heard the footage had been released to me. He said he'd credit the work of RCFP and me, but it was little comfort. I asked if he'd known the day before when he emailed me for my number, why didn't he tell me then? He didn't have a good answer for that. He acknowledged all the hard work I'd done getting this footage released. I asked him if he could hold the story until Monday, to which he replied that he's "not just a blogger" (implying that that's all I am, presumably) and that he'd have to check with his editor. I said fine. Nearly an hour later he called back to say his editor refused to hold the story, but that they were happy to interview me via Zoom to add to the package, and I said I would.

My name is Marisa Kabas, and I'm an independent journalist who publishes The Handbasket. I'm reaching out about a matter that involves your team and that continues to trouble me. In June of last year, Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press and I filed a FOIA lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police Department to compel them to release body camera footage from the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace. What followed was months of back and forth with their lawyers, arguing why it was in the public interest to release the un-redacted footage in its entirety. Though tiny segments were handed over, that wasn't enough: We wanted all of it.Β  On February 18, 2026, a DC judge ruled in our favor, and your reporter Mark Segraves sent a kind note of congratulations that day. Then on Monday, March 2nd, the footage was handed over to me and excitedly announced I'd received it and would be reviewing it in the coming days and sharing what I learned. When Segraves emailed me this past Thursday asking for my phone number, I didn't think much of it. But when he called me just before 2pm on Friday to let me know NBC4 Washington would be airing a segment at 5pm, I grew concerned.Β  Segraves said he'd obtained some of the footage via a FOIA request that week after he heard the footage had been released to me. He said he'd credit the work of RCFP and me, but it was little comfort. I asked if he'd known the day before when he emailed me for my number, why didn't he tell me then? He didn't have a good answer for that. He acknowledged all the hard work I'd done getting this footage released. I asked him if he could hold the story until Monday, to which he replied that he's "not just a blogger" (implying that that's all I am, presumably) and that he'd have to check with his editor. I said fine. Nearly an hour later he called back to say his editor refused to hold the story, but that they were happy to interview me via Zoom to add to the package, and I said I would.

What followed was two hours of furiously writing and posting clips of the footage to Youtube so I could get something published before the 5pm broadcast, and in the midst of that, recording a quick Zoom interview with a person who was about to take credit for my work. At 4:59pm ET, The Handbasket published a piece titled "Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid." Then I tuned into NBC4 Washington via your website to catch the broadcast, and my instinct to rush to get something out first was proven right.Β 

"It's a story you're seeing first on News4," your newscast began. "For the first time we're getting an inside look at what happened the day the Trump administration took over the US Institute of Peace. News4 obtained more than four hours of police body camera video from that day." What followed was more than six minutes of clips and commentary from Segraves, but it's not until six minutes and 21 seconds into the piece that he mentions my name (mispronounced though he asked for the correct pronunciation on Zoom), "The Handbasket blog," and the RCFP's foundational role in bringing this footage to light. I was angry, but didn't feel there was much I could do.

Then I saw the version NBC4 posted to Instagram and TikTokβ€”the video itself made ZERO mention of the RCFP or my work, only briefly acknowledging it in the written caption on Instagram, and not even bothering to do that on TikTok. An average viewer with no background on the case is lead to believe that this footage was released because of your efforts. When I saw that, I decided I couldn't let this go.

It's difficult to explain what it's like to spend nearly a year working on a story only to have another reporter and outlet surreptitiously take credit for it; months of work and personal risk only to have another reporter lying in wait to swoop in. What NBC4 did was immoral, unethical, and to be frank, just truly sucked.

What followed was two hours of furiously writing and posting clips of the footage to Youtube so I could get something published before the 5pm broadcast, and in the midst of that, recording a quick Zoom interview with a person who was about to take credit for my work. At 4:59pm ET, The Handbasket published a piece titled "Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid." Then I tuned into NBC4 Washington via your website to catch the broadcast, and my instinct to rush to get something out first was proven right.Β  "It's a story you're seeing first on News4," your newscast began. "For the first time we're getting an inside look at what happened the day the Trump administration took over the US Institute of Peace. News4 obtained more than four hours of police body camera video from that day." What followed was more than six minutes of clips and commentary from Segraves, but it's not until six minutes and 21 seconds into the piece that he mentions my name (mispronounced though he asked for the correct pronunciation on Zoom), "The Handbasket blog," and the RCFP's foundational role in bringing this footage to light. I was angry, but didn't feel there was much I could do. Then I saw the version NBC4 posted to Instagram and TikTokβ€”the video itself made ZERO mention of the RCFP or my work, only briefly acknowledging it in the written caption on Instagram, and not even bothering to do that on TikTok. An average viewer with no background on the case is lead to believe that this footage was released because of your efforts. When I saw that, I decided I couldn't let this go. It's difficult to explain what it's like to spend nearly a year working on a story only to have another reporter and outlet surreptitiously take credit for it; months of work and personal risk only to have another reporter lying in wait to swoop in. What NBC4 did was immoral, unethical, and to be frank, just truly sucked.

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

09.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 4754 πŸ” 985 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 90
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a close up of a person 's hand holding a watch on their arm . Alt: a close up of a person 's hand holding a watch on their arm .

99% of the time - could not care less if it is called a skeet or a post or whatever.

Then someone goes "Can we NOT call it a skeet" and suddenly it must be called a skeet, only a skeet, always a skeet, and you can just deal with that reality, because they are called skeets.

10.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12136 πŸ” 2030 πŸ’¬ 591 πŸ“Œ 288

That’s the opposite of boring.

10.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They didn't want to air Sesame Street in Mississippi because it was integrated.

23.01.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1308 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Every new lib account on Bluesky when they finally meet the locals:

09.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I say this every year, but:

The uni students I'm teaching are thoughtful, intelligent, will make everything they encounter better.

With a new addition for 2026:

They deeply hate AI.

09.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 3049 πŸ” 386 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 40

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 11069 πŸ” 2462 πŸ’¬ 301 πŸ“Œ 118

feeling sorry for jayβ€”

it was tough when i lost my first job too

09.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

I didn’t know! Instant purchase!

09.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 11622 πŸ” 2768 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 83

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

09.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 5279 πŸ” 617 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 9

if only there were some catchy phrase encapsulating a well-worn bit of computer wisdom, long predating the era of AI, describing the relationship of the quality of the data you enter into a computer program to the quality of that program's output

09.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, it's me. The alt-NPS account.

"Seven blue avocado"

Ignore this one, normies. It's not for you.

09.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just found out you can put 15 gallons of gas into the charge port of a Bolt.

09.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAll the great delta blues men come from South America.”

09.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look all i'm saying is Talarico/Crockett could be Mamdani/Landers 2.0 and just clown on the republicans for the next 6 months and that's the world i want to be in

04.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

rfk jr is such a profoundly unserious person and it’s political malpractice that democrat messaging does not emphasize this over and over again. throw up a bill that criminalizes eating roadkill and name it after him. doesn’t matter if it won’t pass, do what you can to keep shame in the headline

04.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Rotom Wand

07.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 2635 πŸ” 567 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 5

It's real.

09.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 3497 πŸ” 536 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4716 πŸ” 1404 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 72