Melissa Ryan

This was always gonna be how DOGE ended. But it still pisses me off to no end that these creeps got extended access to all of our data.

Scoop: White House tells House Republicans to stop talking about mass deportations Blair delivered the message during a policy listening session with House Republicans at their annual retreat in Doral, Florida.

Slowly but surely, it's dawning on MAGA that a large majority of Americans don't actually want the genocide that the State is enacting to continue. They're still gonna do it, but they're gonna stop bragging about it, I guess. www.axios.com/2026/03/10/w...

But much like is reality, Mayor Humdinger and his cronies are never held accountable.

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The Great Unraveling Here’s what you need to know about MAGA’s war with itself

New from me: Through the horrors of the Iran War we can see even more cracks forming in Trump's MAGA coalition. open.substack.com/pub/ctrlaltr...

If you want to talk about LLMs being of use to people who aren't Musk and Altman and Zuckerberg, you have to talk about *power*, and how others could have it. You have to describe a credible alternative political economy. The bits and bytes don't actually mean shit without that.

The Great Unraveling Here’s what you need to know about MAGA’s war with itself

New from me: Through the horrors of the Iran War we can see even more cracks forming in Trump's MAGA coalition. open.substack.com/pub/ctrlaltr...

Wild that she knew enough about Irish history to specify the North but still didn't care about why most of the people who live there wouldn't feel safe around a fascist.

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Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

He directed Up and Inside Out, which makes that comment worse

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Has the CCO of Pixar ever seen any of Pixar's movies? Up? Finding Nemo? Inside Out? Hundreds of millions of dollars in therapy is Pixar's brand.

Meanwhile gay elements won't send anyone into therapy. Unless they're in deep denial and that would be a good thing.

In fairness, he's seen his Mom give speeches. That's the one part of my work he sees. But it's also like 5-10% of what I do.

And I do fight the bad guys. Just probably not in the way he thinks I do.

One of my kids thinks that whenever I'm gone for a few hours I'm giving a speech or fighting bad guys and I wish my career was half as cool as he thinks it is.

The YouTube Narrative on Epstein & Trump is Overwhelmingly Negative – but Fox News is Trying to Hold the Line We analyzed over 97,000 YouTube videos that mention Jeffrey Epstein. Here’s what they show.

Fascinating. open.substack.com/pub/fwiwnews...

Two days after Democrats set turnout records in Texas despite him calling in a favor with the state supreme court and canceling extended voting hours, it feels like he may be panicking a little

If your staff doesn't pull you off the stage in this moment, it's probably because they hate you.

Incredible.

he's got a taste of the good life now. he actually can't perform below 20,000 feet.

I'm so sorry.

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So now she'll have to charter her own plane to fuck Lewandowski.

I lived in Boston a couple of times over the years, and those folks take their Dunkin' seriously. RFK Jr. should be scared to death right now. Because they're coming for him. 100%.

The Boston Iced Coffee Party has a nice ring to it.

Propaganda on the Ice The privilege of getting to exist as a “not political” athelete.

Released from the paywall: We're talking U.S. Hockey's golden moment and how Trump turned the men of Team USA into props for the regime. www.altrightdelete.news/p/propaganda...

Polymarket Pulls Bet on Nuclear Detonation in 2026 ‘How ghoulish.’ The depravity economy moves into the nuclear war business.

I hate it here. www.404media.co/polymarket-p...

Hours after President Donald Trump launched his attack on Iran, he called on one of his favorite influencers—the far-right activist Laura Loomer—to bask in her praise. "I said it's a great job and people all around the world are cheering you on," Loomer told the FT. "He's making us proud to be American."

Donald Trump turned to his Emotional Support Bigot, Laura Loomer.

“An anonymous tip from someone who claimed to have worked at the ranch said Mr. Epstein concealed the deaths of two abused girls by ordering them to be buried in the hills outside the ranch. It is unclear whether the F.B.I. ever looked into the tip.”

MAGA Republicans are not OK. Evergreen statement but still...

Kash Patel gutted FBI counterintelligence team tasked with tracking Iranian threats days before US strikes, sources say | CNN Politics Just days before the United States launched a major military operation in Iran, FBI Director Kash Patel fired a dozen agents and staff members from a counterintelligence unit tasked with monitoring th...

Look, I'm not saying our nation is being run by foreign operatives actively seeking to destroy American national security, but this is exactly the kind of thing foreign operatives actively seeking to destroy American national security would do. www.cnn.com/2026/03/03/p...