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@justinhelmer

He/Him Bipedal carbon-based snark thrower. Radio DJ Saturday mornings 6-11 AM at KVSC FM. Husbear. Monster Kid. Drive-In Mutant. Freelance purveyor of fine Trivia. There will be swears...

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Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

08.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 14118 ๐Ÿ” 3656 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 268 ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

Drop a GIF you can hear

08.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you're at right now. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

08.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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#TheLastDriveIn
#TheMutantFam
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

07.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure did! "Lion in Winter"

07.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your continued patronage is always welcome...

Really Shudder? Is it?๐Ÿคจ

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social

@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

07.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't she get eaten?
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't ever follow Jackson Browne into a Ralph's.
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, they REALLY went out of their way to earn that half-star no boobs penalty.
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was the quaalude budget on this thing?
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every time I go to Applebee's
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh? Pretentious?
#TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"You're very pretty when you sleep." #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thom looks like Temu Peter Fonda. #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie is working on his one man show. #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait. Does her father live in a Micheal Mann movie? #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looked familiar!

07.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice use of the hydraulic lift! #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boy he's really polishing the shit out of one corner of her windshield. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let @shudder.com see what they are missing out on. Break the net.
#MutantFam
@themutantfam.bsky.social
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
@livingdadkeith.bsky.social
And of course

#TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's always time to urinate on the floor. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the sound synch off for y'all? #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The drive-in will never die!

07.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very soon now the end of this chapter begins. The choice that @shudder.com made to end #TheLastDriveIn will never make any sense to me but we've got four more specials over the course of the next year. I am so thankful for this show and #TheMutantFam. Love to all of you and here's to what's next!

07.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, I wish just once I had had the money to go.

06.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Blue Sky:

04.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Saturday! I'm back with another edition of the Frets show on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social! Come get some folk, bluegrass, and traditional music to start your weekend. 6-11 AM CST at 88.1 FM in the St. Cloud area or kvsc.org anywhere you wanna be. Come on over!

28.02.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dick Blizzard Listen to Dick Blizzard by Emmett Doyle playlist on desktop and mobile.

I wish mightily that there was a way to play this on my radio show but, alas, I will have to be satisfied with sharing it here.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Theydies and Gentlethems -- friends I give you; Emmett Doyle.

m.soundcloud.com/edrootsmusic...

26.02.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Don't forget the car dealerships!

20.02.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0