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* 50-something HIV+ queer man (he/him) * Kinky, poly, pogonophile Don't repost my photos. Period. Have a profile pic or get blocked Have a CLEAR face pic somewhere, please. And if you know me from other places, well... you're getting what you're getting.

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Hahaha, totally fair. All I can say is that after 25 years with my husband, pretty much any topic is fair play and we don't blink at references to bodily functions.

Sexy? No. Funny? More often than not. ๐Ÿ˜Š

16.02.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's when you know the relationship's really real. It's not "Oh, you bought me roses," it's "honey, are you okay? Things smell weird in there."

16.02.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carb Loading: Not just for marathons

08.02.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus, warn a guy before blowing his mind, wouldya?

06.01.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A TV screen which says "The more I smoke, the beefier I get."

A TV screen which says "The more I smoke, the beefier I get."

Yeah, I fucking wish.

31.12.2025 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love fuzzballs who are shorter than me by a good bit. VERY very hot.

29.12.2025 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This game is SO beautiful. Enjoy it!

27.12.2025 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VERY nice!

26.12.2025 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmm, you've got that little tuft of fur in the middle of your back above your ass crack. That's my weak spot.

15.12.2025 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any chance you've got a pic of that? My copy of that book has LONG since been lost in various moves and such

15.12.2025 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, I remember you mentioning about the card, but the Anarch's Cookbook???

15.12.2025 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would. *nods vigorously*

08.12.2025 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, don't know. Never heard him talk.

I just seem to get either the "my man," "my guy," "my dude" references (I'm a supervisor, let's be a little more professional?) or "Sir" things (uh...)

04.12.2025 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We also have employees in India. It's not one of them, it's a dude from St. Louis.

I'm just sitting there when he does it going "as funny as it would be, do *not* turn it into a Thing."

04.12.2025 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spotify top 5 includes Huntr/x 3 times?

Me, hyperfocus?

03.12.2025 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My job is to help individual contributors solve people's payroll problems. We use a chat program for this since they're all over the country and world.

One of them keeps calling me Sir (capitalized) in the chats.

It's overtly disconcerting to me, but I can't explain why without getting heat for it

03.12.2025 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With permission, *rubs*

02.12.2025 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kyooooooooooooooooot

02.12.2025 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time gets faster the older you get. It's wild how a year feels like forever as a kid, then it's like nothing as an adult

30.11.2025 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Turkey Day, Burley :D

28.11.2025 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was gonna say, that suit was always one of my spank bank suits...

24.11.2025 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spiderman? The lighting makes it a little difficult to tell for me.

24.11.2025 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'm just going to grab a loaf of bread and be the Ginger Bread Man for Halloween.

31.10.2025 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, looking good there!

27.10.2025 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The number of times I've said something similar this week...

24.10.2025 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@teddywilder.bsky.social and Dr. Jane Goodall, the Venn diagram I never imagined existed

11.10.2025 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuuuuuuck

29.09.2025 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I'd had this service growing up, going to the dentist would have been a LOT more tolerable than it was.

26.09.2025 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the one hand, hot ๐Ÿ˜

On the other hand, hot ๐ŸŒก๏ธ

25.09.2025 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Beard of Many Years has fallen.

Welcome the Goatee with Mondo Stache

17.09.2025 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0