// watching someone on twitter talk about considering quitting rp because nobody wants to interact with them (they've owed me like six starters for months)
@doggydumbass
i fuck dudes and get stoned, i'm out the old testament. mdni, i be talking about dick and balls and such on occasion not a lewd account, the muse is just a weird sex creature so he talks about it sometimes
// watching someone on twitter talk about considering quitting rp because nobody wants to interact with them (they've owed me like six starters for months)
me and the bad bitch i pulled by being a good dog
hii, hon. i feel like i should be able to see you comin' at this point.
aCK-
*he never sees it coming,,*
*streeeetch...*
eesh. you seem to be adjustin' pretty well so far, at least.
i have many things in common with the pippins pervert
that's entirely fair! you do seem. relatively normal compared to most of the people i know.
aside from the bird thing, but that's new so i'm not countin' it.
i don't look that old 'cause i can look however i want, but. i guess i get it.
i always looked at it through like. elf rules? elves are always hundreds of years old but look mid 20s, 'n nobody ever brings it up.
. does it?
could've easily slipped my mind, considering i don't. have one
but yeah, old as shit
. wait have i never mentioned my age??
according to my parents, when i was born i just kinda. disappeared
apparently i ended up in the woods
i spawned in there 325 years ago and i didn't feel like moving
i live in the woods man
i keep getting followed by people i feel like i should know but i don't keep up with current events
// a god got in there and scrambled him around a bit to try and revert what fucked him up and it took a while to kick in
// potential (maybe temporary) redesign related to the bad things i said would happen to the dog
type shit.
oooooh. i getcha.
well, alright! nice to be similar company.
oh, uh.
it can be whatever i want! i'm a shapeshifter.
sometimes!
*dude what does that mean.*
fair, fair.
yaaay.
*snickering.*
bet i could probably still pick you up.
heehee. nice change of dynamic, 'm usually the big one.
hiii!!!
*dumb ass tail wagging, looking up at her with the big autism eyes,,*
// don't worry about it pookie (until my bf eventually does a design for canis post-Thing, then perhaps worry)
:3