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@doggydumbass

i fuck dudes and get stoned, i'm out the old testament. mdni, i be talking about dick and balls and such on occasion not a lewd account, the muse is just a weird sex creature so he talks about it sometimes

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// watching someone on twitter talk about considering quitting rp because nobody wants to interact with them (they've owed me like six starters for months)

14.03.2026 07:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being a good dog

14.03.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hii, hon. i feel like i should be able to see you comin' at this point.

13.03.2026 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aCK-

*he never sees it coming,,*

13.03.2026 06:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*streeeetch...*

13.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eesh. you seem to be adjustin' pretty well so far, at least.

12.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have many things in common with the pippins pervert

12.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's entirely fair! you do seem. relatively normal compared to most of the people i know.

aside from the bird thing, but that's new so i'm not countin' it.

11.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't look that old 'cause i can look however i want, but. i guess i get it.

i always looked at it through like. elf rules? elves are always hundreds of years old but look mid 20s, 'n nobody ever brings it up.

11.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

. does it?

11.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

could've easily slipped my mind, considering i don't. have one

but yeah, old as shit

11.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

. wait have i never mentioned my age??

11.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

according to my parents, when i was born i just kinda. disappeared

apparently i ended up in the woods

11.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i spawned in there 325 years ago and i didn't feel like moving

11.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i live in the woods man

11.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i keep getting followed by people i feel like i should know but i don't keep up with current events

11.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// a god got in there and scrambled him around a bit to try and revert what fucked him up and it took a while to kick in

10.03.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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// potential (maybe temporary) redesign related to the bad things i said would happen to the dog

10.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

type shit.

09.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oooooh. i getcha.

09.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

well, alright! nice to be similar company.

09.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh, uh.

it can be whatever i want! i'm a shapeshifter.

09.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

sometimes!

*dude what does that mean.*

09.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

fair, fair.

08.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yaaay.

*snickering.*

bet i could probably still pick you up.

08.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heehee. nice change of dynamic, 'm usually the big one.

08.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hiii!!!

*dumb ass tail wagging, looking up at her with the big autism eyes,,*

08.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// don't worry about it pookie (until my bf eventually does a design for canis post-Thing, then perhaps worry)

08.03.2026 07:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:3

08.03.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0