"can't keep his pants clean"

"This is how I get off after tying @nightlyvariety.bsky.social up and sticking my feet in his face."

NGL, I found myself staring at this particular look. 👀

I cosign this.

Also a huge thanks to @thebiggestbro.bsky.social and @troubletime.bsky.social for their bed, outfit, and sleep minutes to make bound cow happen.

It was the cutest moment! You were so determined to get it, and you eventually did it. 🎉 I have a feeling you were practicing nonstop. If it makes you feel any better, apparently I can't moo like a cow. I practiced a bunch, and I still have a terrible moo.

“Indecipherable” 😁

One last post to close out CAP. This one started at there and finished at home.

Whoever left these cuties on 16, thank you.

CAP

Bye y’all it was such a good.

A variation of my cowboy fit.

I’ve gotten a reputation for leaking on this trip.

Cowboy CAP look.

I’m a pup! Thanks @littlepupwaltz.bsky.social

😑

Yes, a lot of my pictures are in the hoarders nest/office basement. No, it’s not my mom’s basement. Yes, upstairs pictures happen primarily when my husband isn’t home. 🙃

It has come to my attention that my pictures give a real “living in mom’s basement vibe” and any non basement pictures must be “when mom isn’t home”. 😬 @mrplaydoh.bsky.social apparently likes the mom’s basement vibe though.

Car discussion: can a person develop a patina? Decidedly, yes, yes the can. 😏

I love a good body defying the mind situation. The immediate comparison is so obvious: "What are you a toddler?" The flip side of this is that after it happens once you can then be praised in that way for NOT doing it in the simplest of situations. "Good job on not wetting yourself today."

And yes I did it tonight which is why I’m talking about it.

One thing I like about pants pooping is that it requires no ceremony. You just do it when the feeling strikes, impromptu joy. Where as with a diaper, there is a bit more ceremony to it. There is a balancing act of getting some miles out of it before having to change.

Being the friend in the group that “shit himself”. It’s something you never can recover from. It will always be talked about. “Remember that time when he pooped your pants” “It was absurd but even more so the fact he had to ride home in the truck bed” “I wasn’t letting him stink up the interior”

So much zooming on this pic… “what’s this lil shit bringing?”

This is very clean for you.

"Oh he just needs a change that's his way of telling us."

Okay I finally found the right size.

You two are 🔥

Yeah I can wait to faceplant in that aqua region. 😏

Didn’t wear today, but I still want to show off. You know for the attention.

I talk a big game about appropriating undies... but you're more likely to encounter this version of me.