Rick Something (@crystalpepsi)

I’ve long wondered that myself

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Lorazepam Anderson and Ativanna White

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It was a huge bummer because The State was as formative to my sense of humor as Conan was.

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Not a band but I saw Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter live and they were so bad I left after 20 minutes and demanded a refund. I had gotten the tickets for free.

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One of my favorite songs to use in a trivia music round

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David cross and Bob odenkirk pretending to be nasa guys at a press conference

We can, should, must, and will blow up the Strait of Hormuz

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We can, should, must, and will blow up the strait

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Imitation of Life by R.E.M. on Apple Music Song · 2001 · Duration 3:56

Good morning! Here’s your song of the day.

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Cop Mentality Punk

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I see…

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I am absolutely gone off that loud

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Mike pence can do it if he has the courage

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Burgess Meredith wept for this was the fate he desired

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SF has had it for at least a couple decades too. It’s great!

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The lightest one bottom left. It’ll work best with navy I think

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Corncob Bob

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She doubled my toil til I troubled

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I’m Scottishing my play

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Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.

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Look out folks, it’s Train’s Pat Monaghan!

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Editing a document where someone started three sentences in a row with accordingly, therefore, and consequently. What are you, the fuckin architect in the matrix?

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[tracy Jordan voice]

A quandary!

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I wish these guys had been into experimental submarines

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The strait of Hormel. No more canned chili for you!

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👏

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HaaS

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“Mom I frew up”

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Nice shoes. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store.

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Not to be too judgy but what a terribly worded question

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