John

Search your camera roll for ‘hell’

My bad. Consider my congratulations rescinded.

You’re a pastor now? Congrats

Split the difference and start teaching the catechism to God.

I read this as “warm beer” and almost unfollowed

Pick me! Pick me!

Extreme red flag

KofC fish fry ran out of fish. Very unbiblical.

Gas $3.50 a gallon

OK, but is it a mortal or venial sin?

Sonic is anti-Calvinist

Wish my bishop had a cool mustache 🥀

What's everyone's experience with K of C? I've gotten bad vibes in the past but they just keep pestering me to join....

Mary was Irish-Catholic. Next question.

What happened to Bishop Barron? Part 2: The MAGAfication of a US bishop [LONGREAD: What’s the biggest threat to U.S. democracy today? Would you believe … Marxism?!]

I didn’t expect Part 2 to take 3 weeks to finish, but this type of writing is dense and time-consuming, requiring both significant research and effort in organization and structuring the content! Very grateful for the support of readers new and old, and especially paying subscribers new and old!

Let’s goooooo

You know who else was followed by sinners and prostitutes?

Nextdoor is fascist and I refuse to participate.

It is, in fact, not 2025.

lmao

Computers were never meant to compute things in parallel. Instead of making the code run faster, just take a coffee break. Problem solved.

Low key I kinda wanna read the Shahnameh. Never touched any Persian literature.

Have you checked eBay?

The irony is that the mass deportation agenda they support overwhelmingly targets Catholic immigrants.

Unfortunately, “Catholics for Nominal Protestants Who Seldom or Never Attend Church Service” doesn’t really roll off the tongue.

a man with a headband on his head is smiling and says now comes the part ALT: a man with a headband on his head is smiling and says now comes the part

“Catholics for Catholics”

rich uncle

It’s because of inflation.

In the 90s, 10000 talents was a decent chunk of money. These days you might as well bury it in your back yard.