Save The Tick 🥄

SAGE: The Tick and Arthur. Welcome to the big leagues.

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THE TICK: We shall commence training immediately.

ARTHUR: Ok-okay.

THE TICK: I have been itching to hone that danger reflex of yours.

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THE TICK: The ones with skin in this game may have to sacrifice it all for the team. But you can't give up now, hero. The town you call Home Plate lies in the path of a Goliath. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do?

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THE TICK: The mystery of me is an onion with many leaves.

ARTHUR: Yeah, well, we should probably try to figure that onion out at some point.

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MS. LINT: You're the one that blew up my operation and my men.

THE TICK: I'm pretty sure it was all that reckless gunfire that blew up your operation. Yeah, it's like bullet Christmas with you people.

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THE TICK: Go tell it on the mountain!

(explosion)

(glass shattering)

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THE TICK: So what do we do now?

ARTHUR: Uh, we still watch and wait.

THE TICK: Stakeouts are kind of humdrum. I'm more of an action type of guy.

TINFOIL KEVIN: Me too!

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OVERKILL: Welcome to the club. First rule of the club is shut up.

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FRANK: I think we do better with a name.

MS. LINT: How about the Shit for Brains Gang?

FRANK: Ok. Yeah, well, I'll work on it. Come to you with some ideas.

MS. LINT: Wow. Thank you.

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DOT: So Tick got a wish 'cause he saved your life?

OVERKILL: Yeah.

DOT: You know, I saved your life, too.

OVERKILL: Don't rub it in.

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FLEXON: Easy there, Blue. I'm not going to tell anyone. Attorney-client privilege.

THE TICK: Don't try and baffle me with your legal mumbo-jargo.

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SHIFTY MAN: I didn't do nothing!

THE TICK: Um, Arthur, uh, I'm at a bit of a loss. What do we do now?

ARTHUR: Uh, you know. Squeeze him, like Flexon said.

THE TICK: How about if I tell him a scary tale with a twist at the end?

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DOT: Come on. (checks pulse) But how are you talking?

OVERKILL: Superior training, indomitable will.

DOT: You really don't have a pulse.

OVERKILL: Just adrenaline and rage keep me going. Also, military-grade Adderall.

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DOT(to The Tick): You don't know anything about yourself.

ARTHUR: Leave him alone, Dot.

DOT: Tell him to leave me alone.

OVERKILL: Everyone leave everyone alone!

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THE TICK (after landing inside a tomb): I'm in! ....Oh, the desecration.

THE TICK (looks at smashed tombstone): I am so sorry, 'Rebecca S. Baumer, beloved wife and mo.' Hmm.

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OVERKILL: You'll get hooked on it. I can tell. You're tweaked like that.

DOT: Tweaked.

OVERKILL: People who are all there don't do this kind of thing by choice. But you, you're a natural. We should talk about your superpower, though.

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WALTER: Well look at you.

THE TICK: Impossible.

WALTER: You're a superhero.

THE TICK: Good eye. I am The Tick, friend of Arthur and foe of the unlawful.

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THE TICK: Listen friend. Guns aren't going to solve your problems.

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RADIO NEWS HOST: To understand the pro-thaw argument, we spoke to a noted professor of legal ethics Dr. James McCandliss.

DR. McCANDLISS: Only by raising The Terror to 98.6 degrees can we avoid being lowered to his level.

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THE TICK (while holding onto a teetering bus to keep it from from falling over the side of an overpass): Curse your lack of structural integrity!

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THE TICK: This new mission, will there be a body count?

OVERKILL: Bite me, blue man.

THE TICK (sighs): I'll take that as a yes.

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THE TICK: Okay. This is the part where you say 'Kill them all!' and I start punching.

RAMSES IV (annoyed): Don't tell me what to say.

RAMSES IV: Destroy them all!

THE TICK: Hmm.

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THE TICK: Okay. This is the part where you say 'Kill them all!' and I start punching.

RAMSES IV (annoyed): Don't tell me what to say.

RAMSES IV: Destroy them all!

THE TICK: Hmm.

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THE TICK (while crashing The Terror's ship): This crater is brought to you by the letter 'T.'

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FLEXON: There is literally always some guy at the docks that knows something.

THE TICK: Handy.

FLEXON: Yeah. You find that guy, and you squeeze him a little.

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ARTHUR: Okay. Have you found Overkill yet?

THE TICK: I looked. I asked around. I got confused about who I was looking for again. And then I spent about a half hour trying to find my way out of a bus terminal.

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OVERKILL: Let me kill people.

THE TICK: Still in the woods, eh?

OVERKILL: I'm not in the woods. I'm in a complete shutdown. You can't just take murder away from me.

THE TICK: Apparently I can and I did.

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THE TICK: The story now rests on Arthur. Arthur and Destiny.

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ARTHUR (eating a croissant): Ah, man. Mmm. This is particularly good.

THE TICK: Buttery in all the right places.

HOBBES: That would be our nano-butter. Like regular butter, but smaller, more advanced.

THE TICK: Small butter. Keen.

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TED: This isn't going to hurt, is it?

BLACK MARKET BOB: Nah. But it might cause a teensy bit of brain damage.

TED: What?

OVERKILL: She's joking. Badly.

BLACK MARKET BOB: Eh, I gotta get my kicks somehow.

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