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We’re gonna have to agree to disagree on this one

14.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

14.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you get to the point of β€œwhat even is trafficking” you know you’re making some strong arguments

14.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did chilis and bk have to pay for that product placement

14.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Live fast, die young, leave an indestructible corpse

14.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me when I don’t know what vice means

13.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what, if they found a way to make data centers carbon neutral tomorrow I’d still hate AI. It sucks and I want it to go away

13.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure I’d have been the most powerful witch of my era

13.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could feed this to my crows and possums

13.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Joe Rogan Fears Iran Might Target the UFC White House Event

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Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

13.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 3718 πŸ” 569 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 67

Gambling News

13.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really want to believe people will be punished for this, but I don’t

13.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it extremely easy to believe hegseth would view killing children of IRGC as very cool and based

13.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone switch Fetterman’s blood thinners with tic tacs, this is intolerable

12.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s such a cancer. I thought that sinema was bad but he’s so much worse

12.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Smug posting then closing replies? Be gone from my timeline, cunt

12.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the reason anthropic objected. Not moral or ethical reasons, but because they’d be the handy scapegoat for any and all atrocities

12.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

White Supremacist Islamophobes: "They can't assimilate to our cultural norms."
Also White Supremacist Islamophobes: "Their interpretation of Islam is too liberalized."

12.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Making one of the world’s most perfect foods (biscuits)

11.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they really β€œtraditional views about gender roles” if only 13% of their great grandparents held them?

11.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit is she about to get arrested? Sounds like she’s angling for a pardon

11.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you were that close it definitely smelled you. Their sense of smell is incredible

11.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so easy for me

10.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s for when RFK visits. He loves his ferments

10.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s a good free fitness app? Not diet so much, more exercise

10.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep mine on me

10.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish him well, he’s very handsome

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want the libs to stop calling Noem β€œICE Barbie”. Barbie is an American icon beloved by millions of girls. Noem is a soulless ghoul clinging pathetically to her youth

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0