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The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.

🎩 Living in America, is exhausting

Hustle culture, is dead we are done

The juice, isn’t worth the squeeze

The game is rigged, so stop playing

We, need a national general strike! 🇺🇸

If we don’t do this now, then we have no future, it’s only going to get worse!

SHUT THIS WHOLE COUNTRY DOWN!

Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

Elon Musk is now worth $845 billion.

Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025.

Meanwhile, nearly a quarter of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck and household debt has risen to a record high.

See the problem here?

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

Where's the photo that upset him? Let's post it everywhere.

It’s awesome and not at all predictable that the fascist movement that gained power by promising people they could be more selfish and worse versions of themselves have fucked things up so badly they’re now preaching sacrifice. Never seen this movie before.

The U.S. Department of Justice has already said that there are currently no individuals being investigated for prosecution related to Epstein’s trafficking network. Let that sink in for a moment.

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

In just 2 days, Trump burned $6 BILLION on his war with Iran. He's spent billions more in the days since.

We could have DOUBLED our annual budget to help families afford child care. Or built more housing.

Instead, Trump's spent YOUR tax dollars on a war no one asked for.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

If Lego ever wanted to scale back franchise tie-ins, i bet there's potential in stuff like this. Like instead of The Wizard Story Legos, why not "Summer Ren Faire" Lego set or something

We are not a Christian nation, and no politician gets to decide which faiths “belong.” Muslims, Christians, Jews, atheists—everyone—has equal standing under the Constitution.

We will defeat this rising Christian nationalism.

American society belongs to all of us.

is it kind of weird that the banana slug comes in two different colorways and they both look exactly like the two colorways of a banana. like if it just looked like a yellow banana that would be one thing but they encompass the whole life cycle of the banana. but they don't know about bananas

This is really bad. A lot of people will suffer needlessly.

Pete Hegseth loves death and destruction the way trump loves money.

Welp...

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

Look our dystopian fucking nightmare reality where the richest man alive can full on fucking lie with zero consequence about how his cars can drive themselves is horrifying

But goddamn… the laugh I let out when that ugly piece of shit smacked into the wall

Me too lol, it's gross 😂

Wine Moms in the suburbs would almost certainly support the death penalty for Republican elected officials at this point and we’ve got dipshit centrists still talking about moderation lmao

Check out Olivia's kick-ass ad blocking thread! 🤩

Every new lib account on Bluesky when they finally meet the locals:

It is genuinely a very funny bit to be living through the material realities of capitalism, having every horror it has to offer shoved in your face every single day, and still be a "communism is bad!" guy. Like I think at this point dogs have a better grasp of cause and effect than you do

when u go to an appointment for your debilitating symptoms but instead u get scolded for your elevated BMI [pic of girl having a tantrum (lot of blurred pictures in different stages of tantrum} mybodyistryingtokillme.com