Hannah ⚔️

forgot Witcher 3 😢

my9games.com

I can already tell this is going to age terribly

I understand why game companies do console exclusives but it's sometimes really annoying for people like me (no money)

Nintendo are trying to get me specifically to buy a Switch 2 by releasing Pokopia but I shall not give in. Unless they released a Switch 2 exclusive Animal Crossing game. I'd probably give in then

Blows my mind when people go into streams and ask what game's being played as if the information is not readily available on the screen you're looking at

video games are legit just so goated

Finally saved enough to get a steam deck ♥️ absolutely buzzing man. But why are all the accessories for them so fucking ugly. The Switches have all the good cases. You’re saying because you have a meaty steam deck it means you can’t make it look cute?? Get out

I’m so bad at being busy. Please just let me resume my natural state; stationary.

I got a new phone a few weeks ago, had it for a week, it fell in the bath water and freaked out and now I’m having to pay 300 quid to get it fixed 🤡

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

fish women me, want me fear

It’s the Lounging Lady

GLICO POCKY

Project Zomboid is just The Sims for straight men

Had an autism assessment a week ago and they said I don’t meet all the dsm criteria for an autism diagnosis but that it’s very possible I have adhd. Never in my lifetime did I think that would be the outcome

It’s 5.30am and my cat is locked in for Bean Week

youtube short of me watching the smurfs (2025) trailer on stream is at 4.9m views for some reason so here it is on bluesky

Ate 7 of them. Nothing comes between me and pancakes

not the stomach ache just before going out to eat pancakes 😭

It’s the best day of the year 🥞

Netflix emailed me to say hey thanks for being a valued member since 2012. Then in the same breath told me they’re increasing my price to 19 quid a month

Omg wait I thought you meant the life and death exp for some reason… I did NOT know this

I did hear about this but it's not like Sims 1 and Sims 3 where you can buy her to have in your house I think. I need her to be cleaning up after my sims and fighting the burglars like the good old days

I’m so glad it wasn’t just me that was mind blown by this

I’m just now finding out, at 3:50 am on a Tuesday, that Ned Schneebly created The White Lotus. Icon

They’re literally burning down the rainforests for this

Get it together Jeff you fucking idiot

How does that work then