Those toilets tho
09.03.2026 18:48
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Those toilets tho
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
hot tip: signups are now open for a special Big Walk Preview in our office here in Portland OR. bring your friends and be the first to play the game for an hour or so. we'd love to see you.
availability is extremely limited!
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Seconded
Resident Evil is BACK, baby. Itchy/tasty at 11.
Yeah, they’re fun as hell.
200 percent correct
This really is a great picture:
BREAKING: The Supreme Court announces BALATRO DLC FEATURING CHARACTERS FROM THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE UNIVERSE with projected retail price of 45 USD$
Also I wonder if a miracle has occurred and ol’ Andy suddenly has regained his ability to sweat! Lord be praised!
I just realized it likely explains a lot about me, that The Gong Show was one of my favorite things as a child. But I never knew Oingo Boingo was on it!
Happy birthday to the British Press, as well
The "blanket" aspect of this has me in a choke-hold. I keep building massive bits of headcanon that Kristi has an old scrap of her binky-boo that she carries with her everywhere she goes. It's in a little plastic baggie.
The Wilhelm Scream has finally won the gold.
I’m at a solid EIGHTEEN 🤭🤭
Ohhhh what future times we find ourselves in
The wildest thing about going through the Epstein chat logs is that the one with Steve Bannon is the longest by an absolute country mile, and it looks to me like of all the bonkers weirdos in this whole saga, Steve Bannon might have been Jeff’s best (and maybe only) friend.
Send Help is an absolute fucking blast.
A thing I can never get over, that RFK Jr 100% behaves like a neurodiverse kid. In a ton of ways.
Oh she’s exhibits A-C, always. 🤭
I about lost my mind to see Talisa Stark just burning the absolute barn down in Avatar 3
Honestly that whole show is a stack of 🥵
FACTS
He’s suuuuuch the MVP
Really impressed by The Pitt. An excellent Sorkin-Like WalkAndTalker with absolutely STUNNING moments of body horror sfx.
The very-obviously-AI animation sequence in the opening ceremony looked like absolute hot trash. That is not the way.
let me guess, he wishes them well
It's so weird that everyone we hate is connected through Epstein, like a shitweb of shitpeople with him as the shitspider
I'm sorry in advance, now you'll never un-see it either.