Eddy 🔥

Fuck everyone posting severance spoilers on my timeline when its been out for a total of 8 hours!!!! Some of us have to work!!!!! I got spoiled for something HUGE

Teehee teehee teehee teehee music

that wicked adrenaline rush right before you’re about to bleach your own hair >>>>>>>>

Deleting your disrespectful paragraph to text back “ok” is a different kind of self control 😭

Nosferatu was so good to me btw. This one really stood out to me from other Eggers movies for how heavy, dark, and feverish it felt. The lighthouse was claustrophobic but this movie just felt bleak, esp with Nicholas Hoult and Lily-rose Depp acting their asses off. 9/10

I made it home! I ended up taking the wrong subway line to union station the first time so I bought the next ticket outta dodge and then waited at the station for like an hour and a half just in case I missed it again 😭

The B-52's read your divorce settlement. Kate and Cindy sing "garnished wages, garnished wages." Fred, with a tamourine says "limited visitation on weekends and holidays." The man whose divorce settlement is being read asks "why did you start doing this?" Kate and Cindy sing "there's a surprising amount of demand for it."

> No fear
> Missed my train home from DC on January 20
> One fear

👽

A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.

And then make me run the gauntlet (3 channels of production with a newbie on drive thru)

The manager on duty rn pisses me off so bad like why would you give the two people who are here until 5 their breaks before me when I’m literally off in 30 minutes 😭

stuff sucks. smoking weed about it

Okay, they got me #Spotify #Fallout

My wrapped :3

My son, who sleeps like this

LIKE BLEASE!!!!!!! I need this after 2024. We all need this

If I think too hard about how far this little stinker has come in a little over a week it makes me cry. He used to hiss and run from me and wouldnt let me get close at all and hide under my bed all day and now he gives me slow blinks and shows me his soft underbelly 🥹

Have I introduced you guys. This is Swansea, his activities include hiding in his pumpkin bed, making aggressive biscuits directly into my thigh when I’m sitting, and screaming at my roommate’s cats outside the door. My neighbors were leaving him on their balcony @ night so now he is my bff forever

YOU AND ME BOTH….. They have no idea how hard new vegas fans would show out for this new season for real

People on fallout twitter are speculating who from new vegas macauley culkin might be playing in the new fallout show (no-bark, boone, etc) and I just want yall all to be warned how TRULY INSUFFERABLE I’ll be if they’re right and he’s playing Arcade Gannon. Like. I will never shut the fuck up

He love making biscuits directly on my leg dude…. he can’t get enough

Lurrrrrve it teehee it got my orple >:3

HI BACK :D

lived well, died young #ventapp

Have to keep living so I can be old man yaoi with my boyfriend

:D