The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🌲🇵🇸

Date Rape Chic

So if this is a real effect then the caffeine is not the mechanism. The mechanism is the way bitter flavors increase the productivity of your liver which is responsible for removing cholesterol from your blood

Lmfao

Toronto Benghazi isn’t real, Toronto Benghazi can’t hurt you

Toronto Benghazi:

Hey you got any opinions that don’t suck shit?

Alcohol and ice cream has never had a finer form than affogato which is espresso and gelato and add a shot of bourbon. I don’t even remember other deserts anymore

At my school system when I was around 8th-9th grade a teacher got pinched for trying to send a dick pic to a cop in Georgia who was pretending to be a child and his name was Mr. Sprinkle 855 come on now

This is a political cartoon from the same artist that did the “be gay do crime” cartoon as an anticommunist thing and I want to get the 2 central dudes tattooed on me somewhere and have for years

Who up searching for my authentic self?

So many war games and intelligence reports and etc that the U.S. government has done that say basically “hey war with Iran is fucking stupid lots of Americans will die and the global economy will collapse making it political suicide” and Netanyahu just called Trump during a dementia episode

The regular mobs that aren’t tough remind me of the elite tough mobs from sts1 they fuck you right up and I can’t get the groove on how to do it unless I get crazy powerful attacks and just blast them away

I like to think of myself as someone who is generally good at video games but slay the spire 2 is like kicking my fucking ass and I can’t tell if I’m just shit at cardbuilders cause this is the only one I ever play

The experience of never seeing an unironic tankie on this website until this latest war making them search out little pointless fights with people is such a funny microcosm of like ANSWER types swooping protests to recruit for their extremely boring cult. Our Bible is only nearly 200 years old!

(Sorry for blowing up your mentions with replies to dipshits. Tankies searching the name of countries at war and the name of their favorite parasocial tankie strasserite are trying to pretend like they’re radical)

Yeah a nuance like “the policy of Israel doesn’t fall on the head of every Jew unlike you an antisemite think it does.

Lmfao Iran supplies Hezbollah. Egypt and Qatar back the Palestinians. You really know nothing

Yeah see this right here is antisemitism. “Jews” are not a group that is of a single mind. You are an antisemite. I fucking hate Israel more than you know how to feel emotions and I’m not talking about the ADL I know more about why they’re shit than you do fuck off parasocial tankie dork

There is no way my brain can reconcile these two flavors as working. Maybe like a spicy cinnamon flavor but vinegary buffalo sauce and cream liqueur somebody please do a safety check on the dude who made this

POV you are meeting Bluesky mutuals in real life

Instead of a sword in a stone he presents you with a stone cold pint of ale

Iranian anarchists: "We continue to organise and resist" - Freedom News Second interview with Anarchist Front on repression and resilience, regional war, and internet shutdowns ~ Gabriel Fonten ~ When you last spoke to …

"Readers outside Iran can play an important role by amplifying and translating independent voices, organising solidarity events, helping make social struggles in Iran more visible. The more these voices are heard, the harder it will be to silence them."

www.freedomnews.org.uk/2026/03/10/i...

The orb is forever

We all know officer prezbybluesky beloved character from the Wire

If this upsets you I’d actually love it if you left just saying

Doing a little cleaning up of my timeline

Made a post describing Iran’s government as bad which a handful of complete shitheads quote tweeted to be like “huh you support the war then!!!!” Try holding more than 1 thought in your head I know capitalism bad but I need you to keep thinking

Red fash attempting a dog pile just know that you’re making my life easy cause I’m just gonna block you and improve my experience on this website

Buddy are you new here? If you don’t know what I’m talking about fuck off

Youre a fucking red liberal I wouldn’t talk big also saying I don’t like Iran’s government does not equal saying I think bombing Iran is good try holding coherent thoughts