Petey

You really had to be there for this era of Pop https://open.spotify.com/track/6jvmcwJXk5T0JQkOHcNP5m?si=zbLCI_dESFuXWQQI4e_zOg

Those bald little bastards conspiring with Mary Osefo to get a single mother off the show is pissing me off! #SellingSunset

Good Morning

Just saw someone refer to Charli XCX as “Chuckles SEX” lmaoooo

El Golfo De Mexico 🇲🇽

Seated close to Dj Tracy Y*ung and I know it’s her cause I recognize her voice from the episode where Kim Zolciak was in her munching era 😂

TikTok is gone and hopefully that means so are pop songs that are less than 3 minutes!!

I can’t stop saying “Santa sleigh, bring the gifts” 😭

in that I become the queen of tips

If you went to that concert at The Sphere this week, you’re a crack head!

I know a service industry worker LOVE to see me coming on New Year’s Eve 💸

Was ‘Never Really Over’ the last really great Katy song? 😧

Before we get any further along you should know that I like that one Gracie Abrams song

I accidentally started the Aaron Rodgers documentary cause I thought it said Aaron Hernandez 😭

Dominique Ansel Bakery has never smelled as good as Subway when the bread is baking.

Last time my I visited my mom she said “Have you seen the new Selena Gomez movie? It’s good even though she speaks spanish like you” 🫠

My new dog is already stuck to me like glue, I thought he was gonna give me like 3 days to get used to him

I got a haircut and I’m going to be a dog dad starting tomorrow. Gay powers restored and doubled!!

I met the potential dog i’m gonna adopt yesterday. He looked so cute in my apartment exploring, so he’s coming back to stay for good on Friday. He already marked my couch 🥹

this is super helpful, will def be following this!!

Meeting a dog tonight to potentially adopt and I am so nervous. I feel like I’m getting married!! Hopefully the connection we have overcomes the nerves of this commitment 🥹

ok cool, I’m meeting a 3 year old one tomorrow

thank you!!

Hot CEO killer aside, has anyone ever adopted a dog over 2 years old? Any insight?

Beyoncé snitched on Luigi 😭😭

You had to be there.

Womanizer still playing on the radio in Mexico City, 16 years after release. Name another bitch!

BTW my land lady said I could get a dog 🥹

What do tops that love MK.gee look like?

My boss is on the way to the VP’s Holiday Party. Imagine having to go back and throw a holiday party as the VICE PRESIDENT after losing the election. I would throw myself down the stairs 😭