Did you pretend you were waving at someone else?

why even is monday????

There aren’t enough men to kick

Anna and I celebrated International Women’s Day by eating burritos, buying new shoes and socks, and a new dress for the school dance on Friday. Today I felt such joy.

Mama, I’m so in love with you already. You are a delight 😘😘please don’t change

Also, love is hard and I know what you mean

You’d think by now we’d expect the Spanish Inquisition

🫂🫂🫂❤️

I think rhinos are more realistic 😊

“Of course I have depth,” I say as I kick you into a shallow grave.

Less back hair?

And, as someone in HR, you are totally replaceable

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

No but why is this so accurate

You make great rules

I’m so happy for you, Coach!

I wish I could take my boobs off at night. I’d hang them in the closet until morning

In heaven, you can dance like nobody’s watching

Thirst traps, every one! I’d like to join your girl gang please

You have to lie down to do that and then people just fall asleep 🤷🏼‍♀️

He really has a thankless job 😬

I’m short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge 😩😩😩

You are sweet Leela

Noooo

Genius

Both of you ladies are gorgeous! You stop that noise

Georgie, the grey and white cane corso, has her right lip caught up on her right teeth, causing her to look exceedingly awkward.

Georgie is as awkward as I am. She’s the perfect dog for me

Omg thank you! Like… how? Why?

🫂the way it never ends is annoying isn’t it? Happy birthday and good luck with puberty😂😂

Are we all screaming into a collective void or do we each have our own?

I was thinking about you today because I hadn’t seen a post from you in a minute. I’m happy you are cheering yourself up😊